> Subject: THE HUSBAND STORE
> Date: Sat, 26 May 2007 10:40:49 +0800
>
> WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE:
>
> A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
> York City, where a woman
>
> may go to choose a husband.
>
> Among the instructions at the entrance is a
> description of how the store
> operates.
>
> You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
>
> There are six floors and the attributes of the men
> increase as the shopper
> ascends the flights.
>
> There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man
> from a particular floor,
>
> or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
> go back down except to
> exit the building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
> husband...
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
> The second floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
> love kids.
>
> The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids and are extremely
> good looking.
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
> going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop-dead good
> looking and help with the housework.
>
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
> it!"
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop-dead
> gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
> romantic streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
> floor and the sign
> reads:
>
> Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
> There are no men on this
> floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
> are impossible to
> please.
>
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
> your step as you exit the
>
> building, and have a nice day!
>
>
> ** Please send this to all men for a good laugh and
> to all the women who can
>
> handle the truth!
>
>
>
> REMEMBER: Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.
>
> You have to learn to be grateful for what you have
> to get more. When you are
>
> ungrateful you end up with nothing.
>
>
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