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INDAY GOES INTERNATIONAL
Consul: Why do you want to go to the United States?
Amo: To travel to visit friends and fly the airplane.
Consul: Denied!
Consul: And you?
Inday: For life is a never-ending pursuit of material and social
satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a
transpacific
journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where
dreams
become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach
the
pedestal of freedom.
Consul: Lifetime MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA GRANTED!
Amo: Potah ka!
Overnight, inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may ipantapat sya
sa
English ni Inday.
Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a
mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: Una, camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu
casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable.
Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo
porque esta casa es fea.
Amo: inatake ng epilepsy
La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar.
Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario
por favor?"
-Inday, tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España.
"Je suis triste et solitaire." (I'm sad and lonely)
- Instant messaging ni Inday sa kanyang French boyfriend na one month
nang
hindi sumasagot sa YM at emails nya. Nakakaloka!
Amo: Mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng Ingles. Ang sinumang
magpadugo ng
ilong ko at sa mga anak ko, papalayasin ko sa pamamahay na ito!
Maliwanag
ba?
Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iimbak
sa
sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin,
aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matayog at
palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal
timyas
na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.
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INDAY AND DODONG
Im not extremely good looking but I have a sense of humor. Im
not
breathtakingly intelligent but Im relatively witty. Im not
insanely rich
but Im fairly kind.
Im just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your
acquaintance. So, HI!
-Dodong, nakikipagtextmate kay Inday
"To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement
to
the denial of your request. Petition denied."
- initial reply ni Inday nang i-text ni Dodong kung pwede sya maging
txtmate.
There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but
nothing
compares to our two lips meeting in the dark.
- pamatay lines ni Dodong kay Inday.
Mere exchange of messages through these minute digital devices
cannot
fully express my overwhelming gratitude for getting to know such a
dynamic
person like you. Hopefully, one day, we can personally meet and find
out
that we are true individuals not hiding in this virtual facade that we
call text messaging. Thanks for being my textmate.
- Inday, reply nya kay Dodong!
See to it that professionalism is always upheld in the workplace.
Although its due to our own personal issues and biases, one must see
to
it that relationships among co-workers do not cross the border of being
too close for comfort. Doing so will greatly cloud objectivity and fair
judgment. In general, workplace love affair though possible, is not
very
advisable.
-sabi ni Inday nang bastidin si Dodong
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Sa mga curious sa Bio-data ni Inday.
Eto po ang naforward sa akin.
Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling at Mang Andoy
Sibling: Lying 13, Itoy 8, Iking 5
Education:
College- La Salle Zobel 2nd year (Scholar)
High School- P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian)
(Best in English)
Elementary: Sta. Monica Elementary School (Valedictorian)
(Best in Dancing)
Work Experience: 3 years, Household Service Manager (Katulong) - Mr. &
Mrs. Montemayor.
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SOSYALERANG INDAY !
Amo 1: "Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan ang kinis mo kasi e?"
Amo 2: "Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya
?"
Amo 1: "Baka naman kalamansi?"
Inday: "No!"
Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?
-Lupet!
P500 ~ G-Plan (GLobe Postpaid Subscription).
P1800 ~ Glutathione tablet.
P600 ~ Olay Total Effects.
P1500 ~ Crocs flip flops.
P1000- Belo Essentials.
P2000 ~ For Mom.
- Budget in Inday sa sweldo nya. Ganda nya, noh?
1. Fendi handbag. 2. Balenciaga sandals. 3. Manolo Blanich hi-heels.
4.
Chanel furcoat. 5. iPod Video. 6. Motorola Razr, Dolce and Gabbana
edition.
7. Sony flatscreen plasma TV. 8. Aquamarine diamond watch. 9. Louis
Vuitton bag. 10. Obagi system skin care line.
- Wish list ni Inday for Christmas (nakadikit sa ref ng amo nya!)
************
Jeepney Driver: Hoy! bakit sais lang ang binayad mo?! Syete na ang
pamasahe ngayon!
Inday: "I am currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an
Academic Institution. Therefore, I am a student and by this fact, I am
entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount
on
my jeepney fare this is why I provided less than what you expected
because
that is according to the law, as stated in the fare matrix."
Driver:"Aaawww!!!" (nag-nosebleed)
Taking hydrochloride methampatamine is not the panacea to the malady
of
the society. We should ply harder in order to have a better living.
Otherwise, we will be gradually immersed deeper and deeper into
tribulations.
-Payo ni Inday sa adik ng napadaan sa Tondo para mamalengke
Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt.
It
doesnt cost anything to do so. But mean what you say and say what
you
mean. Do it everyday. This is one of the most obvious qualities of the
most beloved people. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be
generous with your words.
-Sagot ni Inday sa amo nya matapos syang di pautangin at pagmumurahin
pa
nito.
Premarital sex may breed unplanned pregnancies, broken families,
irresponsible parents and societal complications. Its chaotic."
-Comment ni Inday sa amo nya sa pagbubuntis ni Camille Pratts
Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to
one's
body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break
from
our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."
-Sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng day off.
***********
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction
of
the heart that weakens the brain, causes the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to
glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker!
-Si Inday, gumagawa ng blog niya sa friendster
**********
Tahimik na nakatitig si Inday sa bote ng juice. Dahil nakasulat
Concentrate! (Toink!)
**********
NEW LIFE, NEW BOSS
I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with
the use
of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute
significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity,
productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can
offer will boost the work progress.
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!
"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why,
for
some reasons, has my emptiness manifested, extending to that niche
where I
was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was made
separate
from
"
- Inday, hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick
Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and
malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate
society's
perception of our profession.
- Inday, tumatangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang
bahay
Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
- Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate
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PROCEED WITH CAUTION...
How do I stop fallin for someone? How do I defy the pull of
gravity? Can
I just flee? Flee before I hit the ground and suffer the pain? and tell
myself: Why do I choose to fall in the first place, when i know from
the
start, that no ones gonna be there to catch me anyway?
- emote ni Inday sa sarili ng main-love sa bagong amo nya!
(Hhmmm
. Inday ha! may ganung factor??!!!)
"Good sir! Please, but i'm disinclined to acquiesce to your uncouth
request!" (translation: kuya, wag po!)
Helen Grace M Mabito
PSMBFI Accounting Department
PSMBFI Bldg.
318-320 1st West Crame
Boni Serrano Road
San Juan, Metro Manila
Philippines
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INDAY GOES INTERNATIONAL
Consul: Why do you want to go to the United States?
Amo: To travel to visit friends and fly the airplane.
Consul: Denied!
Consul: And you?
Inday: For life is a never-ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction
that I tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land
of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a
perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom.
Consul: Lifetime MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA GRANTED!
Amo: Potah ka!
Overnight, inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may ipantapat sya sa
English ni Inday.
Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere
chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: Una, camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es
porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer
una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es
fea.
Amo: inatake ng epilepsy
La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede
usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido
diario por favor?"
-Inday, tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España.
"Je suis triste et solitaire." (I'm sad and lonely)
- Instant messaging ni Inday sa kanyang French boyfriend na one month nang
hindi sumasagot sa YM at emails nya. Nakakaloka!
Amo: Mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng Ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong
ko at sa mga anak ko, papalayasin ko sa pamamahay na ito! Maliwanag ba?
Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iimbak sa sulok
ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik
ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matayog at palalong banyagang
wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking
sangkalooban.
**********
INDAY AND DODONG
Im not extremely good looking but I have a sense of humor. Im not
breathtakingly intelligent but Im relatively witty. Im not insanely rich but
Im fairly kind.
Im just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your
acquaintance. So, HI!
-Dodong, nakikipagtextmate kay Inday
"To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the
denial of your request. Petition denied."
- initial reply ni Inday nang i-text ni Dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate.
There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but nothing
compares to our two lips meeting in the dark.
- pamatay lines ni Dodong kay Inday.
Mere exchange of messages through these minute digital devices cannot fully
express my overwhelming gratitude for getting to know such a dynamic person
like you. Hopefully, one day, we can personally meet and find out that we are
true individuals not hiding in this virtual facade that we call text messaging.
Thanks for being my textmate.
- Inday, reply nya kay Dodong!
See to it that professionalism is always upheld in the workplace. Although
its due to our own personal issues and biases, one must see to it that
relationships among
co-workers do not cross the border of being too close for comfort. Doing so
will greatly cloud objectivity and fair judgment. In general, workplace love
affair though possible, is not very advisable.
-sabi ni Inday nang bastidin si Dodong
*************
Sa mga curious sa Bio-data ni Inday.
Eto po ang naforward sa akin.
Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling at Mang Andoy
Sibling: Lying 13, Itoy 8, Iking 5
Education:
College- La Salle Zobel
2nd year (Scholar)
High School- P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian)
(Best in English)
Elementary: Sta. Monica Elementary School (Valedictorian)
(Best in Dancing)
Work Experience: 3 years, Household Service Manager (Katulong) - Mr. & Mrs.
Montemayor.
**************
SOSYALERANG INDAY !
Amo 1: "Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan ang kinis mo kasi e?"
Amo 2: "Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya
?"
Amo 1: "Baka naman kalamansi?"
Inday: "No!"
Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?
-Lupet!
P500 ~ G-Plan (GLobe Postpaid Subscription).
P1800 ~ Glutathione tablet.
P600 ~ Olay Total Effects.
P1500 ~ Crocs flip flops.
P1000- Belo Essentials.
P2000 ~ For Mom.
- Budget in Inday sa sweldo nya. Ganda nya, noh?
1. Fendi handbag. 2. Balenciaga sandals. 3. Manolo Blanich hi-heels. 4.
Chanel furcoat. 5. iPod Video. 6. Motorola Razr, Dolce and Gabbana edition.
7. Sony flatscreen plasma TV. 8. Aquamarine diamond
watch. 9. Louis Vuitton bag. 10. Obagi system skin care line.
- Wish list ni Inday for Christmas (nakadikit sa ref ng amo nya!)
************
Jeepney Driver: Hoy! bakit sais lang ang binayad mo?! Syete na ang pamasahe
ngayon!
Inday: "I am currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an Academic
Institution. Therefore, I am a student and by this fact, I am entitled to have
the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare this is
why I provided less than what you expected because that is according to the
law, as stated in the fare matrix."
Driver:"Aaawww!!!" (nag-nosebleed)
Taking hydrochloride methampatamine is not the panacea to the malady of the
society.
We should ply harder in order to have a better living. Otherwise, we will be
gradually immersed deeper and deeper into tribulations.
-Payo ni Inday sa adik ng napadaan sa Tondo para mamalengke
Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesnt
cost anything to do so. But mean what you say and say what you mean. Do it
everyday. This is one of the most obvious qualities of the most beloved people.
If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words.
-Sagot ni Inday sa amo nya matapos syang di pautangin at pagmumurahin pa nito.
Premarital sex may breed unplanned pregnancies, broken families, irresponsible
parents and societal complications. Its chaotic."
-Comment ni Inday sa amo nya sa
pagbubuntis ni Camille Pratts
Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body.
It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual
routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."
-Sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng day off.
***********
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the
heart that weakens the brain, causes the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood
pressure to rise and the lips to pucker!
-Si Inday, gumagawa ng blog niya sa friendster
**********
Tahimik na nakatitig si Inday sa bote ng juice. Dahil nakasulat
Concentrate! (Toink!)
**********
NEW LIFE, NEW BOSS
I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of
standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly
to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and
work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the
work progress.
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!
"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some
reasons, has my emptiness manifested, extending to that niche where I was given
life and growth, that because of austerity I was made separate from
"
- Inday, hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick
Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious
information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of
our profession.
- Inday, tumatangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay
Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed
display of vagrant destitution!
- Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate
********
PROCEED WITH CAUTION...
How do I stop fallin for someone? How do I defy the pull of
gravity? Can I just flee? Flee before I hit the ground and suffer the pain?
and tell myself: Why do I choose to fall in the first place, when i know from
the start, that no ones gonna be there to catch me anyway?
- emote ni Inday sa sarili ng main-love sa bagong amo nya! (Hhmmm
.
Inday ha! may ganung factor??!!!)
"Good sir! Please, but i'm disinclined to acquiesce to your uncouth request!"
(translation: kuya, wag po!)
Helen Grace M Mabito
PSMBFI Accounting Department
PSMBFI Bldg.
318-320
1st West Crame
Boni Serrano Road
San Juan, Metro Manila
Philippines
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