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House Votes to Destroy Alaskan Arctic Wildlife Refuge:
GOP Passes Huge Tax Breaks for Big Oil, Gas:
Secret Bush-Cheney Oil Cartel Expects to Clear $3 Billion:
Energy Bill, Which Includes Arctic Drilling, Decried By Democrats:
"And the funniest part, given the current level of demand, the Wildlife Refuge may as well be a dry hole," chuckles Cheney:
Ted Stevens' Dry Hole Gets Frosty Frist Fisting
By George Slopalopalis
