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New Florida Gun Law Allows Wide-Ranging Targets:
Stealing Pensions, Product Liability, Insider Trading, Looting The National Treasury, Lying About WMD And Sending Kin To Die Would Be Sufficient Provocation For Use Of Firearms Under New Florida Gun Law:
Jeb Bush Law Retroactive And Florida Electorate Eager To Gun Down Corporate Criminals And Their Pols Who Have Already Provided Provocation:
Sibling Rivalry: Jeb Declares Open Season On Mentally Challenged Brother
By JEFFEY LUBE
Texas School Board Adds Bible Class:
Jesus Course To Replace Calf Ropin':
Spanish Dropped For Speakin' In Tongues:
Sex Ed Courses Will Remain Part of 4H:
Chawin' Tobacca Declared A Vegetable:
By Jeffey Lube
