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Bush Begs Saudis On His Knees To Boost Oil Production:
Says All That Democracy Talk Was "Just Horseshit Intended For All The Rubes In the Press Back Home.":
By DWEEB REICHMANN III
American Idle Threat:
U.S. Warns Nicaragua Of Cut Off Of Aid It Never Sends:
Few Bucks That Make It To Nicaragua Stolen By Elites Like Arnoldo Aleman Or Skimmed By CIA Posing As Embassy Officials:
U.S. Against Home Ownership In Nicaragua Too; "Americans Must Be Conpensated For Property They Stole," Insists U.S. Counsel:
"Short Of Invasion And Murder, The U.S. Is So Far Out Of Character As To Be Unrecognizable, Much Less Believable."
By FULASHITTO ALEMAN
