On May 8, 2005, at 7:42 PM, Alan Sondheim wrote:
Thought I should pass these on...24/7 PROTOMEDIA BREEDING GROUND
Alan
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Subject: [Shaku] Shakuhachi Quotes
Here are some famous shakuhachi quotes:
Q. What's the difference between a shakuhachi player and a koto player?
A. The koto player has a gig.
Q. What do you call a shakuhachi player who splits up with his wife/girlfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. How can you tell when a shakuhachi player is knocking on your door?
A. You look outside and see a pizza delivery truck.
Q. How many shakuhachi players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Ten. One to screw in the lightbulb and nine to babble about Zen.
Q. How can you tell when your meri notes are low enough?
A. Never. Because your teacher will never tell you even if they are.
Q. What's the difference between an "antique shakuhachi" on eBay and an antique shakuhachi?
A. About ninety years.
Q. What's the difference between a shakuhachi collector and an alcoholic?
A. The alcoholic doesn't have to spend $3,000 to satisfy his urge.
On May 8, 2005, at 3:20 PM, shakuhachi wrote:
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shakuhachi quotes
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