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United Can Steal Pensions, Judge Rules:
United Has Outsourced Training To 1600 Saudis As Scab Flight Attendants, Mechanics And Pilots In Anticipation Of A Strike:
Rev. Moon Offers 1000 Followers And 100 Journalists From the Washington Times To Work For United Free If They Are Allowed To Sell Plastic Flowers And Images Of Moon In Coitus With Mary Magdelene On Flights:
Judge Fulfills Kleptocratic Destiny In Capitalist Jihad:
DUVE CRYPTOMETER
RUMSFELD THINKS HE CAN STILL CASTRATE EVERY ARAB BEFORE THE END OF BUSHY 43's ADMINISTRATION
By IMA WANKER
