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How can I French-kiss my own anus?
What the best thing for under-eye circles?
Dry sky tangos, sweaty lusty eyes, deep triggered fingertips,
swaying balls, rippling bliss, juicy groans, hacked up feelings.
What truly works on fine lines?
Stroke lettuce humps, insert hollow sticks, cock down the
facts of forked sodomy, gestate a ruby-throated hummingbird, purple fuck a
bleeding head of itchy nailed eyes.
How can I prevent my brown highlights from getting
brassy?
Pussies bulge forever, shapes disappear, so fuck slowly,
intrusively tighter, inundate yourself with color errors, torso butts are
indispensable, enter the putrid swoons of the woods' buttocks.
What can you do when your hair layers won't
cooperate?
Idle fog-hollow thrusts, vomit funnel-ripped clouds, amber
sentences reflect the gagging inside a cocoon of nuanced virginal sky, decode
your crack.
Is there something that will clean off makeup so you don't
have to wash your face?
Ripple scarred eggs, split the spit in your tummy tuck, feel
your lungs download lunge, partial random bliss fawns over buttressed warts, so
plunge your face into your butt, pussy tome.
What's the best thing for five o'clock shadow in
women?
Suck on your fingertips, stick your giggling boobs against
your hairy cheek, wickedly skim across the linear nodes of nude shudders
clumsily snorting out the stray motions of a penis goon arrowhead quadratic
dildo.
What if nothing works on my crow's-feet?
Stun trigger the passion humps in a boner, smear felt
heartbeats flat, it will be messy inside, but when your east breast smolders,
crack the cocktail index of vagina breath open, and deep funnel the funk musk of
erratic floppy cum.
How can I prevent my hair from falling out?
Trickle-tear pain, nail only the rain shudder thighs, torture
the male eyes decoding the stroking vibes of snapdragons, ink butt the cock
drones of yellow jackets, kiss undescended testicles until they cackle and
tickle.
What can you do when you can't see through your own blizzard
of dandruff?
Flesh-out antique luggage, torn passion glides, itchy eyes
flutter, soak intoxicated smells until they are rank without words rotating
numb, bulges bulge, heartbeats flatten out, tattoo shivers contradict the chords
of Tweety the parakeet.
Is there something that will really scour the toilet bowl so I
won't be embarrassed when guests come in the crapper?
Squat down on balls of weeds, head bare, darkly tremble, open
the sordid curves of trivial angles while stroking a solid head of lettuce,
vomit-fuck your boobs in a porcelain basin while truncated in the steamy spheres
of a broken mirror.
Is there any way to pop the unreachable zits on my
ass?
Heave twigs of squiggly blackheads, imagine rotting fat,
fuck-musk quickly breeds bleeding hearts, hammer the bulging crud into a
swirling twirl, initial arrowheads with cockspur scars while emulating the
midnight mambo.
What can you do when your semen is
colorless?
Exactly spin clit hips, nod toward the hopped up lice on ice,
wool orgasms leak, softly breathe like a goon fetish arrayed in the cranky plein
air as giggling gland faucets flutter snowy fissures, palpitation's
pimp.
How can I prevent brown streaks from appearing in my white
cotton briefs?
Cluster nipples as cock-fever lenses nod off, tongue thrash
the vaginal decimal of a whole hovering virus, penis marrow your latex shirking
thighs, tongue-fuck a badger's lips if its shaft is intact.
What is the best way to prevent my mustache from growing in
overnight?
Tear off your blouse and bra before entering the rapidly
gushing ashes of insipid shapes, undo the constant tension within the radius of
your ass gas, overhaul the gland-thrust of your rarely hovering slippery
orgasms.
How can I get rid of the unsightly hair and stretch
marks on my blubbery ass?
Suck on a creosoted railroad tie, dry mouth a knobby yellow
jacket plumply particular, the shocked sky is a tangle of stippled shrinking
shudders, so sodomize yourself with an erect faucet, shove in hard with your
pussy finger, shovel even harder.
--Bob BrueckL
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- How can I French-kiss my own anus? Bob Brueckl
