From SKODA

[Towntrick]

Photography stores charge extra to put a neat white border around your prints. Simply make a giant white wooden structure and position it around whatever you’re photographing.  The next time your car oil gets changed, pour the old oil into a bucket and add some sand. Keep your garden tools in there and they’ll never get rusty.  You could, like, knit pet fur, if you could figure out how to spin it.  To avoid crying when you chop up onions, attach a knife to the end of the broom. Stand at the other end of the room and cut up onions awkwardly with the knife-broom-spear. Then Jonathan comes in and acts like a prat.  Pléjeini will often sell you gjonnw wrapping paper much cheaper than stationery stores.