Well! The first thing that went wrong was that the hotel car was not waiting when we arrived, and we had to wait 20 minutes in the tropical heat! I don't want you to think that I am one to bitch when things don't go as expected, but get this - the car didn't have any complimentary Scotch when it did get there!
Other than that, things have been going well. The whores are top class and demand condoms. They observe French customs here, and other than the one-too-many problem and the occasional substitution of a Thai for a Cambodian, we are quite happy. Of course the one-legged kids are a constant annoyance - I don't know how many "I hate land mines!" T-Shirts they have managed to sell me, but if you know anything about Asia, you know that XXX_Large in a T-Shirt is the same as Medium in America, so I haven't unwrapped any of the packages. On a more interesting note, they have a pizza parlor here called "Ecstasy Pizza". Drugs are technically illegal here, and thank god I only use drugs in countries with a Death Sentence for smuggling, so I ordered an ordinary pepperoni, no additives. They charged me an extra 200,000r and spiced it up anyway. The only bad experience we had was when, after a long night of drink and entertainment, we were unable to locate an ATM machine. The Khmer Rouge kindly refrained from murdering us, but they did kindly loan us 3 soldiers to stay with us until the French girl opened the money desk. All kidding aside, this is a good place to look at buildings. The lady-boys are not as good as the Thai lady-boys, but I'd defy anyone to distinguish a Thai/Cambodian/Vietnamese/Laotian woman/whore on the basis of a photograph. My new Cambodian GF is unbelievably perfectly physically beautiful - she makes a HK girl look like Western skank. I think it has something to do with Buddhism......
