waaah! i watched that shite! heal the sickblah! raise the deadblah! Who's Amerigo Vespucciblah?
blah-wah, lq I kind of wish we had a weirdo singing dictator like on Pink Floyd's The Wall.. but He'd look like Mr. Clean and croon the whole thing from a little golden balcony which would burst forth in much grue from a giant eagle chest! Green skinned Uncle Sam Midgets could form a chorus line and sing in umpa-lumpa langue "I want you-I want you" ----- Original Message ----- From: "Halvard Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, February 01, 2006 5:14 AM Subject: Notes on the State of the Union
For those of you doing something special last night (like watching "Crash"), herewith are my notes on Bush's State of the Union message: Ladies and gentlemen, blah, blah, blah. I . . . blah, blah, freedom, blah, blah. And blah before blah blah blah-blah. Renew the blah, blah Patriot Act blah, blah. Make blah blah tax-cuts permanent, blah blah. Save Social blah Security blah. [Smile.] Bipartisan blah solutions blah, blah. [applause] Open blah markets, people everywhere Buy American. American worker rah, blah. [applause] Secure borders, blah, guest worker program--no amnesty. Our government providing health care for poor and elderly, blah. Blah. Hey, where's that remote? Who changed the channel? Okay. Blah, blah, blah. Addicted to oil. Clean, safe nucular energy. Better batteries. Blah, blah. Ethanol for everyone within six years. Blah. Teach our kids math, blah, and science. Blah, blah. Creative minds supported. Tax credits for all. Blah. Innovation, yea! No behind left unchilded. Blah, blah, blah. Abstinence, rah. Yada, yada, yada. No declining, no unraveling. New Justices, rah! Servants of law. O'Conner, bye. Alito, hi! Be good. No clones, no making centaurs, buying embryos. Thanks and blah, blah -- God bless America. And blah pray for stronger levees. Hal Serving the tristate area. Halvard Johnson ================ [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://home.earthlink.net/~halvard http://entropyandme.blogspot.com http://imageswithoutwords.blogspot.com http://www.hamiltonstone.org
