but well er you know the climate-change and all, so I thought perhaps and anyway:
A terrible beauty untsoweiter (somebody pl. finish the title) To Whom it May Concern: BBB (beware be bought be ware) in ITS OLLY NAME! My fellow netizens, there is a time to blabla untsoweiter (somebody pl. finish the intro) . so we finally decided this radical actions had become unavoidable. Of course we blabla ( somebody pl. add some really nice French or Russian quotes here to cover up the dictatorial move). Art is now in the NKdeE namespace. It's schema file is available at it's namespace http://www.vilt.net/nkdee/data/art.xsd but this is for historical research purposes only! Any use of the namespace is explicitly forbidden by its author, dv @ the same ViLTNET. Idem ditto for the example xml file, showing art's recursive ass-ence : http://www.vilt.net/nkdee/data/art. <http://www.vilt.net/nkdee/data/art.xml> xml It is told and Rumour Even Has It . that art will be released on the Cathedral's tenth birthday (that's 8 years from now, or Is IT Seven Already?!) However, Make NO Mistake (somebody pl. add some serious warnings here to the effect that no guarantees are given that the given period will suffice untsoweiter). . that art will then be sold to the highest bidder and the profit of the sale will, after tax deduction by the Belgian Government, go for 95 % to the institute selling it (that 'll be Guanteme-Bay or U Suck TM by then, I guess), 4,78 % to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and the rest to the salvation of some continent in need of salvation then, heck that might be North America or good ol' Europe here by then. [EMAIL PROTECTED] will then doubtlessly become the richest email address ever! . What's more: it doesn't even seem to care. . The outrage will increase in size exponentially making Moore's Book of Laws look like What Do They Look Like Anyway Except some statistical crap with which you could proof that the size of your BEEP exceeds that of anything known to BEEP (somebody pl. downgrade the use of offensive language and ensure eternal SPAMBOT Approval - BBB in ITS OLLY NAME ENT IRE LY) (huh?) . Anybody using the word art in public will be liable for persecution for breaking the laws of ( somebody pl. wrap up the legal crap here, it should be very strict, so merely thinking about using the word in public might already lose you your pants for the rest of your lifetime) However we shouldn't always belief Rumour's keepings. (Somebody pl. finish the extro. Use "Make NO Mistake " a lot, that seems to do rather well these days.) (End with some Ancient Balinese Saying on blondes I mean women possessing the True Pincode for Procreation). Thnxs Whom, sea ya & BBB dv (somebody pl. take care of the translations) This is the end. Really.
