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Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long after he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money - but long on hugs. Hatch a dream and then believe it Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. Of cheerfulness, or a good temper - the more it is spent, the more of it remains. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you are. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you are. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love. Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstances. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you are. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless. Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a shp, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long after he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money - but long on hugs. Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. Each encounter that becomes a friendship turns into a lifeline. One can never have too many, only too many to properly take care of. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. The quality of the moment is more important than the number of our days. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstances. Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. When love is not madness, it is not love. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. No elected body is the country, we are the country. You and me. Us. It can only stay that way as long as we care to keep it so. Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. Books are the shoes with which we tread the footsteps of great minds. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life.
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