Amandla cde juju. Lol. Sent from my Nokia phone -----Original Message----- From: Palesa Motshoene Sent: 01/04/2011 1:39:00 pm Subject: Re: [YCLSA Discussion] Julius Malema appointed Minister ForeignAffairs! LOL
LMAO, wouldn't that be interesting, HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY YA'LL!!! On Fri, Apr 1, 2011 at 12:31 PM, petunia mpoza <[email protected]> wrote: > Kwakwakwa......iyo......kwa kwa kwa! Amandla. > > Peace in the Middle East! > > > --- On *Fri, 4/1/11, [email protected] <[email protected]>* wrote: > > > From: [email protected] <[email protected]> > > Subject: Re: [YCLSA Discussion] Julius Malema appointed Minister > ForeignAffairs! LOL > To: [email protected] > Date: Friday, April 1, 2011, 1:08 PM > > > Hilarious > Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you! > > -----Original Message----- > From: Lerato Motimele > <[email protected]<http://mc/[email protected]> > > > Sender: > [email protected]<http://mc/[email protected]> > Date: Fri, 1 Apr 2011 10:36:03 > To: > <[email protected]<http://mc/[email protected]> > > > Reply-To: > [email protected]<http://mc/[email protected]> > Subject: Re: [YCLSA Discussion] Julius Malema appointed Minister Foreign > Affairs! LOL > > April Fool Joke > > On 4/1/11, Mlaba, Bheki > <[email protected]<http://mc/[email protected]>> > wrote: > > Julius Malema appointed Minister Foreign Affairs! > > <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkie/~3/u0DcPqRjPzQ/?utm_source=feedbu > > rner&utm_medium=email> > > > > Early this morning, South African president Jacob Zuma > > <http://www.wonkie.com/tag/jacob-zuma/> surprised the country by > > announcing an unexpected cabinet reshuffle. Controversial government > > spokesman Jimmy Manyi > > <http://www.wonkie.com/2011/03/07/jimmy-manyi-black-racists-cartoon/> > > met with a Wonkie freelance reporter in an exclusive interview and > > explained the rationale behind the changes. > > > > "Extensive research has shown that there is an oversupply of a > > particular brand of incompetence within the cabinet. President Zuma is > > following through on his annual promise of moving ministers into more > > appropriate roles if they underperform, and this cabinet reshuffle is > > aimed at achieving exactly that." > > > > ... Jimmy M > > > > After discovering that a number of senior government officials had > > squandered hundreds of thousands of tax-payer rands by arranging for an > > expensive boondoggle in the United States earlier this year, Mr Zuma was > > very sad. The 49-member South African delegation was the largest sent by > > any country and included three ministers and five deputies. Learning > > that this was done under the fun-sounding banner of the 55th Session of > > the Commission on the Status of Women, Mr Zuma was especially dismayed. > > He had not been invited to the party, and heads were going to roll. > > > > The Minister of Correctional Services, Ms Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula, who > > had allegedly forced her way onto a number of guest lists for talks and > > then didn't bother pitching up for them, was the first victim of the > > cabinet reshuffle. Mr Zuma was disappointed to hear he could not send Ms > > Mapisa-Nqakula to any of South Africa's correctional facilities as all > > their names were currently being changed. Apparently, sending someone to > > an incorrectly named prison would be a gross violation of their > > fundamental human rights. > > > > The biggest surprise move given the recent altercations between Jacob > > Zuma and the ANCYL, was the appointment of ANCYL president, Julius > > Malema <http://www.wonkie.com/tag/julius-malema/> , to the post of > > Minister in the Department of International Relations and Cooperation. > > The move was so baffling that even the normally eloquent Helen Zille > > <http://www.wonkie.com/tag/helen-zille/> of the DA was left speechless. > > Wonkie reporters believe that Mrs Zille's acute objectionitis was in a > > state of suspended disbelief with the mere thought that Julius may be > > sent on his first foreign affairs assignment to Japan - to examine, > > first hand, the impact of radiation exposure from the nuclear fallout > > there. > > > > No such luck Mrs Zille. President Zuma has indicated that he will > > instead be dispatching Mr Malema to Libya to head the talks with Muammar > > Gadaffi and other leaders in the region affected by the recent North > > African revolutions > > <http://www.wonkie.com/2011/02/24/north-african-islamic-revolution/> . > > Minister Malema could not be contacted for comment but Wonkie speculates > > that his primary foreign affairs agenda is likely to include: > > > > 1. The nationalisation of oil and related resources; > > 2. Implementing BBBEE tender processes in the Middle East; > > 3. Introduction of cross-cultural sushi parties to all Islamic > > countries; > > 4. Strategies to combat western imperialists; and finally > > 5. Reintroduction of flies to Libya, in opposition to UN resolution > > 1973. > > > > > > > > > > > > Who said comrades cannot laugh: > > > > > > > > "APRIL FOOL" > > > > -- > > You are subscribed. 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