--- Milos Sebalj <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> E vidish zbog toga mene prozivaju kad god se povede
> pricha o mom muzickom
> ukusu! Pa ja obozhavam pola bendova ovde pomenutih!
> Osim ChekiccPada!
> Videccesh da cce i sad pocheti!
> 
Sorry :-)

> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Dragana Novakovic"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "yumetal groups" <yumetal@yahoogroups.com>
> Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 00:30
> Subject: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate
> ali meni je smesno pa
> citajte opet
> 
> 
> > 51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being
> labelled
> > as gay
> >
> > 1. No matter what you do, you are gay
> > 2. Don't enjoy ManOwar, they are gay
> > 3. Never go outside carrying a sword.
> > 4. Don't hold you sword and scream "poweeeeeer of
> > steeel". That is gay
> > 5. Do not talk about fantasy lyrics as if they
> belong
> > in metal.
> > 6. Do not talk about fantasy worlds.
> > 7. Never talk about hobbits. Hobbits are gay
> > 8. Do not have a band that has the word or
> variation
> > of the word Elf in it.
> > 9. Don't say Hail and Kill. That is quite
> homosexual.
> > 10. Avoid saying, "man that guy sure has a great
> > falsetto!"
> > 11. If most of the singers in the bands you enjoy
> have
> > voices higher than your girlfriend, you are gay
> > 12. Scratch that, you have no girlfriend.
> > 13. Do not buy a cd that has the word Dragon in
> it.
> > Dragons are not gay but you cannot push your luck.
> > 14. Avoid referring to Hammerfall as "the
> saviours",
> > or "the templars".
> > 15. Don't listen to Hammerfall more that twice a
> year.
> > Hammerfall are gay
> > 16. Do not live in your parents basement.
> > 17. Do not live with your parents.
> > 18. Do not ask your mother to wash your Tolkien
> > underwear.
> > 19. Try to play chords that do not sound like 2nd
> rate
> > Helloween.
> > 20. That's all you know? You are gay
> > 21. Do not go to Renaissance fairs. That is beyond
> gay
> >
> > 22. If you go do not wear a Peter Pan outfit.
> > 23. Do NOT carry your sword.
> > 24. If you see a maiden ask for a blowjob.
> > 25. Don't talk to her about ManOwar. Refer to rule
> 2.
> > 26. Do not refer to intercourse as "returning the
> > dragon to its lair"
> > 27. Scratch that. You do not have intercourse.
> > 28. Do not listen to faggoth.
> > 29. Power Metal and Faggoth combined make you a
> drag
> > queen.
> > 30. Do not get offended when people say that
> > Stratovarius sounds like Helloween.
> > 31. Do not write personal letters to Timo Tolkki.
> > 32. Avoid saying "Slays."
> > 33. Don't refer to Death Metal as "cookie monster
> > crap".
> > 34. If you do not like Death Metal, pretend to
> know
> > something about it.
> > 35. Cradle of Filth are not Death Metal. Fag!
> > 36. Cradle of Filth are not Black Metal. Fag!
> > 37. Never enjoy Cradle of Filth. See 101 Rules of
> > Black Metal.
> > 38. Don't masturbate to a picture of Yngwie
> Malmsteen.
> >
> > 39. Don't masturbate to a picture of ManOwar.
> Cretin.
> > 40. Don't masturbate wearing leather.
> > 41. Don't masturbate wearing armour.
> > 42. Switch hands.
> > 43. Avoid saying the word "Power" too often.
> > 44. If you have a band do not use the following
> words
> > in your song titles: Metal, False, True, Metal,
> Sword,
> > Steel, Heathen, Warrior, Metal, Kings, Battles.
> > 45. Try to communicate with non-metal listeners.
> Do
> > not brush them off as Posers.
> > 46. Do not wear frilly shirts. Leave that up to
> Boy
> > George.
> > 47. Never say "Heavy metal or no metal at all". In
> > other words, don't be gay
> > 48. Don't wear loin cloths. You know what's
> coming.
> > gay
> > 49. Don't scream "metal brother" at concerts
> unless
> > you like beatings.
> > 50. Don't be Dani Filth...err i mean, NEVER carry
> your
> > sword outside your house!
> > 51. Refer to rule 1.
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> > YU Metal.
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> 
> 
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