Ma nacci ccu i mighty sword, pa da mozhete josh krvavije da me zajebajete!
:-))

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From: "Kepi" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 21:27
Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa
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> Pa da pocnemo... :)
> Shebalje no matter what you do ti si gay, samo ti jos mighty sword fali!!!
> Next...
>
> -=KepI=-
>
> >E vidish zbog toga mene prozivaju kad god se povede pricha o mom muzickom
> > ukusu! Pa ja obozhavam pola bendova ovde pomenutih! Osim ChekiccPada!
> > Videccesh da cce i sad pocheti!
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Dragana Novakovic" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: "yumetal groups" <yumetal@yahoogroups.com>
> > Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 00:30
> > Subject: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa
> > citajte opet
> >
> >
> >> 51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being labelled
> >> as gay
> >>
> >> 1. No matter what you do, you are gay
> >> 2. Don't enjoy ManOwar, they are gay
> >> 3. Never go outside carrying a sword.
> >> 4. Don't hold you sword and scream "poweeeeeer of
> >> steeel". That is gay
> >> 5. Do not talk about fantasy lyrics as if they belong
> >> in metal.
> >> 6. Do not talk about fantasy worlds.
> >> 7. Never talk about hobbits. Hobbits are gay
> >> 8. Do not have a band that has the word or variation
> >> of the word Elf in it.
> >> 9. Don't say Hail and Kill. That is quite homosexual.
> >> 10. Avoid saying, "man that guy sure has a great
> >> falsetto!"
> >> 11. If most of the singers in the bands you enjoy have
> >> voices higher than your girlfriend, you are gay
> >> 12. Scratch that, you have no girlfriend.
> >> 13. Do not buy a cd that has the word Dragon in it.
> >> Dragons are not gay but you cannot push your luck.
> >> 14. Avoid referring to Hammerfall as "the saviours",
> >> or "the templars".
> >> 15. Don't listen to Hammerfall more that twice a year.
> >> Hammerfall are gay
> >> 16. Do not live in your parents basement.
> >> 17. Do not live with your parents.
> >> 18. Do not ask your mother to wash your Tolkien
> >> underwear.
> >> 19. Try to play chords that do not sound like 2nd rate
> >> Helloween.
> >> 20. That's all you know? You are gay
> >> 21. Do not go to Renaissance fairs. That is beyond gay
> >>
> >> 22. If you go do not wear a Peter Pan outfit.
> >> 23. Do NOT carry your sword.
> >> 24. If you see a maiden ask for a blowjob.
> >> 25. Don't talk to her about ManOwar. Refer to rule 2.
> >> 26. Do not refer to intercourse as "returning the
> >> dragon to its lair"
> >> 27. Scratch that. You do not have intercourse.
> >> 28. Do not listen to faggoth.
> >> 29. Power Metal and Faggoth combined make you a drag
> >> queen.
> >> 30. Do not get offended when people say that
> >> Stratovarius sounds like Helloween.
> >> 31. Do not write personal letters to Timo Tolkki.
> >> 32. Avoid saying "Slays."
> >> 33. Don't refer to Death Metal as "cookie monster
> >> crap".
> >> 34. If you do not like Death Metal, pretend to know
> >> something about it.
> >> 35. Cradle of Filth are not Death Metal. Fag!
> >> 36. Cradle of Filth are not Black Metal. Fag!
> >> 37. Never enjoy Cradle of Filth. See 101 Rules of
> >> Black Metal.
> >> 38. Don't masturbate to a picture of Yngwie Malmsteen.
> >>
> >> 39. Don't masturbate to a picture of ManOwar. Cretin.
> >> 40. Don't masturbate wearing leather.
> >> 41. Don't masturbate wearing armour.
> >> 42. Switch hands.
> >> 43. Avoid saying the word "Power" too often.
> >> 44. If you have a band do not use the following words
> >> in your song titles: Metal, False, True, Metal, Sword,
> >> Steel, Heathen, Warrior, Metal, Kings, Battles.
> >> 45. Try to communicate with non-metal listeners. Do
> >> not brush them off as Posers.
> >> 46. Do not wear frilly shirts. Leave that up to Boy
> >> George.
> >> 47. Never say "Heavy metal or no metal at all". In
> >> other words, don't be gay
> >> 48. Don't wear loin cloths. You know what's coming.
> >> gay
> >> 49. Don't scream "metal brother" at concerts unless
> >> you like beatings.
> >> 50. Don't be Dani Filth...err i mean, NEVER carry your
> >> sword outside your house!
> >> 51. Refer to rule 1.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
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> >> Stay Metal,
> >> YU Metal.
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