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>  CHRISTIAN METAL 

The protagonist rides in on his way home from church
and sings a mushy power 
ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him
and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is
immediately converted, and when the princess wants to
"thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I
don't believe in having sex before marriage." 


* BATTLE METAL 
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred
brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors
and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a
bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets
bored. 


* NU METAL 
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and
attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death
when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire. 


* EMO 
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how
hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love
with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy,
because he was a whiny fag anyway. 


* GRUNGE 
The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon
because he stinks too much from not washing his hair
in months. The princess won't go near him either, and
he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other
mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider. 


* POP-PUNK 
The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't
catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The
princess won't f*ck him either, because he likes ska. 
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