POWER METAL: He arrives on a mighty steed wielding an enchanted sword.... slays the dragon, rescues the princess and makes her his queen. The bards continue to write songs about his exploits to this day.
POWER METAL: the trend representative arrives in the castle riding a pegasus, cowardly avoiding the dragon, saves the princess and then fly away to have sex. TRUE METAL: This hero arrives to the castle, faces the dragon and defeats it in a rough battle with his sword. Has sex with the princess all covered with the dragon's blood Tr00 Metal: The protagonist arrives on his valliant LEATHER steed with his Manowar tee-shirt! He slays the dragon with all his might, he finds the princess, asks her "What's the best fucking music on the planet?", she says "60s rock," aghast he chants a spell and sends her to an eternal burning in the flames of HEAVY METAAAAAAAL! GOTHIC METAL: The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity SPEED METAL: Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this. NU METAL: (we all hate this ... don't you?) he gets to the castle bragging about his fighting abilities. The dragon laughs and gets the sh*t out of this poor 15 year older. The boy looses in shame and runs out into the castle, meets the princess and talks to her about his disgraceful childhood, the princess slaps him on his face and he leaves crying going back home to record a "best of" cd CLASSIC ROCK AND ROLL: Arrives on a motor bike smoking some pot and offers a bit to the dragon who happened to be his friend, then he sleeps in a tent with the princess in the bottom of the garden and after much sex, loads of drugs and Rock 'n' Roll he chokes in with his own vomit and dies PUNK: (This one's the very best cowards) Throws a rock to the dragon and runs away, the dragon burns his mohican hairstyle and he writes the A symbol of anarchy on the castle's wall. He meets the princess and grosses her up with his cheap vodka breath. The princess dies and the punky takes over the castle and sets a punk store. HARD ROCK: This one arrives in a red 56er Cadillac with two big-boobed blonde girls drinking a Jack Daniels bottle. Kills the dragon with a knife and makes up an orgy with the blonde girls and the princess. THE HIP HOP WHIGGER: (This one must be the most hated by us... isn't he?) Gets there jiving and talking in ibonics and "singing" "Snoop Dogg" shit and his ghettoness and stench scares the dragon off. Meets the princess and jumps her to steal her goods to buy some weed and glue to sniff. THE DEMOCRAT HIPPIE: Gets there fucking the dragon around about being an imperialist lizard and that it's a black gold exploiter, throws some molotov bombs at it and kills it. Then the pigs (police) get to the place and get the shit out of the hippie, they arrest him and he refuses to save the princess because she's part of the oligarchy. BOY BAND DUDE: Gets there but the dragon tells him to record an album coz he sings good, he gets the hell out of the place and records his shity stuff. He tells the press he's a virgin, but later he kisses Michael Jackson and later on he marries Britney Spears's fan club president Metallica Fan - The protagonist sees the Dragon, does NOT fight him but instead threatens to sue him, the fearful Dragon lets him in, he sees the princess, he does not say anything to her but instead looks for her chest of gold, steals it, and runs away. __________________________________ Yahoo! Music Unlimited Access over 1 million songs. Try it free. http://music.yahoo.com/unlimited/ ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/rzJolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Stay Metal, YU Metal. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/YUmetal/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/