Hehe, funny!

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From: "Robert Osswald" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <YUmetal@yahoogroups.com>; "Smorock" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Nemanja
Simonovic" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Milos Nesovic" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Ivona Brbora" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "deejay"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Bojan Zizanovic" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, October 12, 2005 20:42
Subject: [YUmetal] Konacno sam iskopao kompletnu verziju...


> Dakle, princeza zarobljena u zamku koji cuva zmaj. Dolazi nas
protagonista...
>
>
> GRIND METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
> for about 2 mintues and then leaves...
>
> POWER METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
> dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
>
> TRASH METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
> fucks her....... easy and quick
>
> FOLK METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
> flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from
> all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
>
>  HEAVY METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks
> some beers and fucks the princess
>
> VIKING METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
> axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle
> and burns the place before he leaves
>
> DEATH METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
> kills her, then leaves
>
> BLACK METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
> in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her
> blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
> deflowered princess
>
> GORE METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
> front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks
> again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks
> the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the
> last time
>
> DOOM METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
> he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the
> dragon eats his body and the princess as well
>
> PROGRESIVE METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes,
> the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to
> the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
> learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes,
> and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
>
> INDUSTRIAL METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
> gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
> security guards.
>
> GLAM METAL:
>
> The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and
> lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the
> castle in a beautiful pink color.
>
> --
> * Robert Osswald * [EMAIL PROTECTED] *
> * ICQ:25691421 * Y!:robertosswald * AIM:rosswald76 *
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>
>
>
> Stay Metal,
> YU Metal.
> Yahoo! Groups Links
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