Hehe, funny! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Robert Osswald" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]>; "Smorock" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Nemanja Simonovic" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Milos Nesovic" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Ivona Brbora" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "deejay" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Bojan Zizanovic" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, October 12, 2005 20:42 Subject: [YUmetal] Konacno sam iskopao kompletnu verziju...
> Dakle, princeza zarobljena u zamku koji cuva zmaj. Dolazi nas protagonista... > > > GRIND METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable > for about 2 mintues and then leaves... > > POWER METAL: > > The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the > dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest > > TRASH METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and > fucks her....... easy and quick > > FOLK METAL: > > The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, > flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from > all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess > > HEAVY METAL: > > The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks > some beers and fucks the princess > > VIKING METAL: > > The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy > axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle > and burns the place before he leaves > > DEATH METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and > kills her, then leaves > > BLACK METAL: > > The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it > in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her > blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the > deflowered princess > > GORE METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the > front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks > again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks > the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the > last time > > DOOM METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that > he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the > dragon eats his body and the princess as well > > PROGRESIVE METAL: > > The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, > the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to > the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques > learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, > and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist > > INDUSTRIAL METAL: > > The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene > gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by > security guards. > > GLAM METAL: > > The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and > lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the > castle in a beautiful pink color. > > -- > * Robert Osswald * [EMAIL PROTECTED] * > * ICQ:25691421 * Y!:robertosswald * AIM:rosswald76 * > * MSN:[EMAIL PROTECTED] * Jabber:[EMAIL PROTECTED] * > > > > Stay Metal, > YU Metal. > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/rzJolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Stay Metal, YU Metal. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/YUmetal/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
