Nisam imala pametnija posla pa sam sastavila sve delice koje ste poslali u celinu pa evo (za sada)kompletne verzije!
Dakle, princeza zarobljena u zamku koji cuva zmaj. Dolazi nas protagonista... GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 mintues and then leaves... POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well PROGRESIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards. GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color. > CHRISTIAN METAL The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage." * BATTLE METAL The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored. * NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire. * EMO The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway. * GRUNGE The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider. * POP-PUNK The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't f*ck him either, because he likes ska. POWER METAL: He arrives on a mighty steed wielding an enchanted sword.... slays the dragon, rescues the princess and makes her his queen. The bards continue to write songs about his exploits to this day. POWER METAL: the trend representative arrives in the castle riding a pegasus, cowardly avoiding the dragon, saves the princess and then fly away to have sex. TRUE METAL: This hero arrives to the castle, faces the dragon and defeats it in a rough battle with his sword. Has sex with the princess all covered with the dragon's blood Tr00 Metal: The protagonist arrives on his valliant LEATHER steed with his Manowar tee-shirt! He slays the dragon with all his might, he finds the princess, asks her "What's the best fucking music on the planet?", she says "60s rock," aghast he chants a spell and sends her to an eternal burning in the flames of HEAVY METAAAAAAAL! GOTHIC METAL: The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity SPEED METAL: Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this. NU METAL: (we all hate this ... don't you?) he gets to the castle bragging about his fighting abilities. The dragon laughs and gets the sh*t out of this poor 15 year older. The boy looses in shame and runs out into the castle, meets the princess and talks to her about his disgraceful childhood, the princess slaps him on his face and he leaves crying going back home to record a "best of" cd CLASSIC ROCK AND ROLL: Arrives on a motor bike smoking some pot and offers a bit to the dragon who happened to be his friend, then he sleeps in a tent with the princess in the bottom of the garden and after much sex, loads of drugs and Rock 'n' Roll he chokes in with his own vomit and dies PUNK: (This one's the very best cowards) Throws a rock to the dragon and runs away, the dragon burns his mohican hairstyle and he writes the A symbol of anarchy on the castle's wall. He meets the princess and grosses her up with his cheap vodka breath. The princess dies and the punky takes over the castle and sets a punk store. HARD ROCK: This one arrives in a red 56er Cadillac with two big-boobed blonde girls drinking a Jack Daniels bottle. Kills the dragon with a knife and makes up an orgy with the blonde girls and the princess. THE HIP HOP WHIGGER: (This one must be the most hated by us... isn't he?) Gets there jiving and talking in ibonics and "singing" "Snoop Dogg" shit and his ghettoness and stench scares the dragon off. Meets the princess and jumps her to steal her goods to buy some weed and glue to sniff. THE DEMOCRAT HIPPIE: Gets there fucking the dragon around about being an imperialist lizard and that it's a black gold exploiter, throws some molotov bombs at it and kills it. Then the pigs (police) get to the place and get the shit out of the hippie, they arrest him and he refuses to save the princess because she's part of the oligarchy. BOY BAND DUDE: Gets there but the dragon tells him to record an album coz he sings good, he gets the hell out of the place and records his shity stuff. He tells the press he's a virgin, but later he kisses Michael Jackson and later on he marries Britney Spears's fan club president Metallica Fan - The protagonist sees the Dragon, does NOT fight him but instead threatens to sue him, the fearful Dragon lets him in, he sees the princess, he does not say anything to her but instead looks for her chest of gold, steals it, and runs away. Jazzy;-) __________________________________ Yahoo! Music Unlimited Access over 1 million songs. Try it free. http://music.yahoo.com/unlimited/ ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/rzJolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Stay Metal, YU Metal. Yahoo! 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