-2°C   Ljudi greju ruke na Majinom stomaku

--- Dachaz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Mislite da je kod nas hladno ?
> 
> +18°C Na Havajima uzimaju drugi pokrivac
> +10°C U zgradama u Helsinkiju iskljucuju grejanje
> +2°C  Italijanski automobili ne mogu da upale
> 0°C   Destilovana voda se smrzava
> -1°C  Dah se vidi. Rusi jedu sladoled i piju pivo.
> -4°C  Pas vam se uvaljuje u krevet.
> -10°C Francuski automobili ne mogu da upale
> -12°C Politicari pocinju da pricaju o beskucnicima.
> -15°C Americki automobili ne mogu da upale.
> -20°C Dah se cuje.
> -24°C Japanski automobili ne mogu da upale.
> -28°C Pas vam se uvaljuje u pidzamu.
> -29°C Nemacki automobili ne mogu da upale.
> -30°C Ni jedan normalan automobil ne moze da upali.
> Cak ne moze ni ruski.
> -39°C Rusi zakopcavaju svu dugmad na kosuljama.
> -50°C Automobil ti se uvaljuje u krevet.
> -60°C Zitelji Helsinkija se smrzavaju.
> -70°C Smrzavaju se i u paklu. Univerzitet u
> Kuznjecku organizuje
> kros-kontri.
> -72°C Advokati zavlace ruke u sopstvene dzepove.
> -120°C Alkohol se smrzava. Rusi zato p otpuno u
> kurcu.
> -268,15°C Apsolutna nula. Prekida se kretanje
> elementarnih èestica. Rus lize
> smrznutu vodku.
> 
> 
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> [On being the First Lady of "Petoria"] 
> Lois Griffin: I'll be just like Hillary Clinton,
> only you know, without the 
> penis.
> 
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