Phil Knight, Chairman and CEO of Nike, in an unprecedented move, signed the now
famous Iraqi shoe thrower to be the next spokesman for Nike's new line of multi
purpose shoes. Among main uses of these shoes, they can be used as weapons
against heads of state or anyone else deserving a blow to the head.
The new shoes will most likely be featured in the next James Bond movie as
well; remember the fat Japanese guy who threw his hat? Now it will be an Iraqi
guy with a shoe.
I just wish one of the damn shoes had hit the SOB in the head. The guy had
exceptionally good aim and the shoe had decent speed. What a shame.