1)Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? 
Because two Wongs don't make a White! 

2)What do you call a Chinese 69? 
Two Can Chew!

4) Why would the world have been a better place if Adam And Eve had 
been Chinese? 
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple!

8)Confucius say, "Blonde who fly upside down have crack up!"

14)What do you call a Chinese homosexual? 
Chew Man Chew!

16)What does a chinaman do when he has an erection?
He votes!



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