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>Some really great thoughts here....
>>Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should
>>have remained a virgin..' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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>><><> I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
>>pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but
>>fine against a wall.'- Eleanor Roosevelt <
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>>><>Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I
>>>have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
>>>statement..- Mark Twain<>
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>><>The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
>>and to have the two as close together as possible- George Burns <
>>><> Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.- Victor
>>>Borge
>><><>Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.- Mark
>>Twain<>
>><>By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
>>get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- Socrates<
>>><>I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.- Groucho Marx<>
>><> My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she
>>stops to breathe.- Jimmy Durante <>
>><> I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa
>>Gabor<>
>><> Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food
>>groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.- Alex Levine <>
>><> My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.-
>>Rodney Dangerfield <><
>>> Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant
>>> form of misery.- Spike Milligan <
>>><> Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .- Joe Namath
>><><> I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for
>>my nap.- Bob Hope<
>>><>I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in
>>>it..- W. C. Fields<>
>><> We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way
>>through Congress.- Will Rogers<>
>><> Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid
>>you.- Winston Churchill <
>>><> Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts
>>>to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
>>- Phyllis Diller<><> By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
>>he's too old to go anywhere.- Billy Crystal<>
>><> And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out.
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>>May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and
>>may nothing but happiness come
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Subj: Fw: Words of wisdom
Subject: Fw: Words of wisdom
Some really great thoughts here....
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you
should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
<><>
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine
against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
<><>
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I
have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
statement..
- Mark Twain
<><>
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns
<><>
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
<><>
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
<><>
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
<><>
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
<><>
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she
stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
<><>
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
<><>
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food
groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
- Alex Levine
<><>
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
<><>
Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant
form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
<><>
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP
.
- Joe Namath
<><>
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my
nap.
- Bob Hope
<><>
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields
<><>
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way
through Congress.
- Will Rogers
<><>
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid
you.
- Winston Churchill
<><>
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to
wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller
<><>
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
<><>
And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out.
May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and
may nothing but happiness come through your door.
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