> > >> >> >> >>>>>> >>>>>>Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? >>>>>>Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter >>>>>>This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the >>>>>>Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings >>>>>>before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! >>>>>>They put in a correction the next day. >>>>>> >>>>>>I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny... >>>>>> >>>>>>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says >>>>>>I wonder what gave him that >>>>>>idea. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- >>>>>>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers >>>>>>Now that's taking things a bit far! _____________________________ >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over >>>>>>What a guy! >>>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >>>>>>Miners Refuse to Work after Death G >>>>>>Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! >>>>>>------------------------------------------------------ >>>>>> >>>>>>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant >>>>>>See if that works any better than a fair trial! >>>>>>---------------------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >>>>>>War Dims Hope for Peace >>>>>>I can see where it might have that effect! >>>>>>---------------------------------------------------------------- >>>>>>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While >>>>>>You think?! >>>>>>----------------------------------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >>>>>>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures >>>>>>Who would have thought! >>>>>>---------------------------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >>>>>>Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide >>>>>>They may be on to something! >>>>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------ >>>>>> >>>>>>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges >>>>>>You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? >>>>>>---------------------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >>>>>>Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge >>>>>>He probably IS the battery charge! >>>>>>---------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >>>>>>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group >>>>>>Weren't they fat enough?! >>>>>>----------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >>>>>>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft >>>>>>That's what he gets for eating those beans! >>>>>>---------------- --------------------------------- >>>>>> >>>>>>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks >>>>>>Do they taste like chicken? >>>>>>****************************** >>>>>> >>>>>>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half >>>>>>Chainsaw Massacre all over again! >>>>>>*************************************************** >>>>>>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors >>>>>>Boy, are they tall! >>>>>>******************************************* >>>>>> >>>>>>And the winner is.... >>>>>> >>>>>>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead >>>>>>Did I read that right? >>>>>>*************************************************** >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the >>>>>>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe >>>>>>even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day! >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > >________________________________ > >No virus found in this message. >Checked by AVG - www.avg.com >Version: 10.0.1411 / Virus Database: 2411/4950 - Release Date: 04/21/12
