thanks joe
 merle
  
Merle,

(I think I passed some of these when I was 17)
[Sarcastic Aptitude Test -- 1969]

S.A.T. syllogisms:
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Ash is to Crashes as Dust is to:

a) Rust
b) Gust
c) Lust
4) A Bowl of Cherries

Dust is to Dust as Dust is to:

1) Fuss
b) Fuse Buss
3) The Solid Component of the Interstellar Medium
d) Mrs. Hartung, The Sees-All, Tells-All, Knows-Nothing, Medium
5) Does-ed (past-tense of does)

NOTE: there will be no scoring of this exam.  It is all executed and evaluated 
in what you call your head.  Just go to the College of your choice, already, 
and don't take "No" for an answer.  Be BOLD!  Or be bowled-over.

And, Remember: "College does not equal Knowledge".  So, don't choose wisely.

Cartilage is more substantial.

Sharks know this.

--Joe 

> Merle Lester <merlewiitpom@...> wrote:
> 
> ashes to ashes dust to dust


 

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