a ha ha moment...from merle
> > >>>> 9 months later.............. >>>> >>>> John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's >>>> minivan and headed north. >>>> >>>> After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So >>>> they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered >>>> the door if they could spend the night. >>>> >>>> 'I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all >>>> to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the >>>> neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.' >>>> >>>> 'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the >>>> weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light' The lady agreed, and the two >>>> men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. >>>> >>>> Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. >>>> They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. >>>> >>>> But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an >>>> attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally >>>> determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had >>>> met on the ski weekend. >>>> >>>> He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, 'Keith, do you remember that >>>> good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north >>>> about 9 months ago?' >>>> >>>> 'Yes, I do.' Said Keith. >>>> >>>> 'Did you, err, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the >>>> house and pay her a visit?' >>>> >>>> 'Well, um, yes!' Keith said, a little embarrassed about being found >>>> out, 'I have to admit that I did.' >>>> >>>> 'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?' >>>> >>>> Keith's face turned beet red and he said, >>>> 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?' >>>> >>>> 'She just died and left me everything.' >>>> >>>> (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? you know you >>>> smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!) >>>> >>>> >>> >>> = >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> ****************************************************************************************** >>> CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE >>> This e-mail and any attachment are confidential and may be privileged or >>> otherwise protected from disclosure. It is solely intended for the >>> person(s) named above. 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