for us zenists
> > > > >>>>HOLY PROSTITUTES! >>>> >>>>A man is driving down a deserted stretch of the highway >>>>when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... >>>>It reads: >>>> >>>>GOOD SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >>>>HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION >>>>10 MILES >>>> >>>>He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second >>>>thought... >>>>Soon he sees another sign which reads: >>>> >>>>GOOD SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >>>>HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION >>>>5 MILES >>>> >>>>Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past >>>>a third sign saying: >>>> >>>>GOOD SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >>>>HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION >>>>NEXT RIGHT >>>> >>>>His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. >>>>On the far side of the parking lot there’s a stone building >>>>with a small sign next to the door reading: >>>> >>>>THE GOOD SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >>>>WELCOME YOU >>>> >>>>He climbs the steps and rings the bell. >>>>The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, >>>> >>>>'Good morning my son, how may we help you?' >>>> >>>>He answers, 'Well, I noticed your signs along the highway and was I >>>>interested in possibly doing some business...' >>>> >>>>'Very well my son. Please follow me...' >>>> >>>>He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented... >>>>The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, >>>> >>>>'Please knock on this door...' >>>> >>>>He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin answers the door. >>>>This nun instructs him, >>>> >>>>'Please put $100 in the tin and then go through the large wooden door at >>>>the end of the hallway...' >>>> >>>>He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the >>>>door pulling it shut behind him. >>>> >>>>The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another >>>>sign: >>>> >>>>GO IN PEACE. >>>>YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY >>>>THE GOOD SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. >>>>IT SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> > > > >________________________________ > > > >Internal Virus Database is out of date. >Checked by AVG - www.avg.com >Version: 9.0.930 / Virus Database: 2441.1.1/5396 - Release Date: 11/14/12 >23:40:00 >
