time for some light humour..merle > > > > > Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed >for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien >addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your >leader." > > The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. > > The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. > > The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.' >
> The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there >was no response. > > Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, >"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will >fire!" > > The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to >do that! I really think that will make him mad.' > > 'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened >fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and >blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess >about 200 yards away in a cactus patch. > > Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his >three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, >wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. > > 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near >killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?' > > The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend >and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic >travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder >twice and then stick it in his ear. >' >
