*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS* Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage ______________________________ *OFFICE ARITHMETIC*
Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________* **SHOPPING MATH* A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________* **GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________* **HAPPINESS** **To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________** **LONGEVITY** **Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________** **PROPENSITY TO CHANGE** **A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________** **DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE** **A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.** **_____________________________** ** **SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH* *AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.* ** -- *".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL!!! ...." * ** *- Aga Madjid -* -- -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : aga-madjid@googlegroups.com to join this group, send blank email to : aga-madjid+subscr...@googlegroups.com to quit from this group, just send email to : aga-madjid+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at aga.mad...@yahoo.com or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "aga-madjid" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to aga-madjid+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
