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On 9/9/05 1:37 AM, "Aseani Setiyadi" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: ERIK <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: balita-anda@balita-anda.com > Subject: [OT] The modern rules of advertising? > Date: Fri, 9 Sep 2005 15:10:50 +0700 > >> >> The modern rules of advertising? >> AD BREAKDOWN >> The Magazine's review of advertising >> >> Men are tired of their portrayal in advertising, according >> to a new book by Michael Buerk. But images of men behaving >> stupidly is not the only cliche which irritates writer John >> Camm. >> >> Dad in muddy boots walking blithely across a kitchen floor >> just cleaned by an exasperated mum who just gives a >> frustrated but loving smile to her giggly children, who cry >> out: "Da-a-ad!". >> >> Just one advertising cliche, and just one where no-one >> behaves like people really do. >> >> It's the kind of thing which irritates John Camm. "It's >> tiresome to see male characters in adverts who don't >> resemble anyone you know," he says. "But what's perhaps >> worse is the absolute reliance of advertising on its own >> regurgitated cliches." >> >> He has drawn up a list of seemingly unwritten rules which, >> he concludes, might as well be the Advertising Bible. Add >> your views to his list at the foot of the page. >> >> 1. Men are obsessed with sex but will forego sex in order to >> watch football or drink beer. > > Not happen at ikhwan, since no time for football or drink beer. > >> 2. Women are locked in a constant battle with their weight/ >> body shape/hairstyle. > > Some were not at weight, some were not at hairstyle n some were not at ody > shape. m at one of these three [can guess what?] > >> 3. Career success is entirely based on your ability to >> impress your boss. > > For me? U totally rite > >> 4. Mums are often harassed but NEVER depressed/unable to >> cope. > > Mmmmmmmmmmhhhh > >> 5. Any act of male stupidity (e.g. walking across a clean >> floor in muddy boots, putting the dog in the dishwasher, >> etc.) will be met with a wry smile, not genuine annoyance >> /anger. > > So my husband alike > >> 6. Married men will flirt with other, younger women but >> NEVER act upon it. > > Really?????? Wish this is my hubby's type > >> 7. Anyone with a scientific career will have a bad haircut >> and dreadful clothes. > > Not 4 Intan Dima, DSA SpPA > >> 8. If you work for the emergency services, you are a better >> person than the general population. > > Yup....but not 4 suster plus!!!! > >> 9. Elderly relatives NEVER suffer from senile dementia. > > out of idea > >> 10. Scandinavians are, without exception, blonde and >> beautiful. > > Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..is it me???? > >> 11. Women have jobs they never do in real life, e.g. >> dockworker (who looks like a model). > > smthing out of planets? > >> 12. Children will not eat fruit or vegetables. Ever. > > Zalwa gak lha yauwwwwwww > >> 13. Both men and women find driving deeply pleasurable, >> never boring or stressful. > > Not 4 me & hubby...gak punya boil seh > >> 14. Men are inherently lazy/slobbish; women are the reverse. > > Haaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, is it u????? > >> 15. Chocolate, however, will cause women to immediately fall >> into the languor of the opium eater. > > Yap!!!Then brows my www.indocoklat.com ...xixixixi > >> 16. High Street bank staff are (A) friends of the customers, >> and (B) of slightly above-average attractiveness (only >> if female). > > No idea > >> 17. Modern men own a cat. > > The Persian One, yea, u rite...n wit the red roll-royce...hmmm, u totally rite > >> 18. Hot beverages have miraculous rejuvenating effects. > > Yg ini gak nyangkut dink > >> 19. Professional people have strangely trivial >> preoccupations, e.g. a female barrister who is morbidly >> obsessed with finding a healthy snack bar. > > waduh, kok banyak amir seh > >> 20. All women (except stay-at-home housewives) have >> interesting and enjoyable careers. > > Yeee, sapa bilang...cb tanya Helvy Tiana Rosa...she has the most enjoyable > careers > >> 21. Any over-the-counter medical product will work instantly >> and 100% effectively. > > Dah mulai capek neh ngetiknya > >> 22. Children know more than adults. > > dah dibuktiin CDC gak??? ntar gak valid lagi dah > >> 23. Women never merely hop in and out of the shower, instead >> preferring to act out some sort of soapy Dance of the >> Seven Veils. > > waduh, msh tiga neh > >> 24. School is a happy experience for all children. > > Hueks...play group only, could be > >> 25. Tortilla chips are the most exciting experience any >> group of young people can experience. > > Any CDC supporting data??? is it valid??? > >> 26. Playing bingo is THE number one pastime among 18-25 year >> old British women. > > Yeah, n we, here, Indonesian old womens, busy of babies > stufff....hrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh > >> A version of this article first appeared in the e-mail >> comment sheet The Friday Thing. >> >> Your suggestions of cliches in advertising. >> >> Science's most important applications are smoothing out >> wrinkles and making hair shiny. >> (Karen, Luton) >> >> >> Yoghurt-based products can change your life. Want to be a >> brilliant dancer? Have a yoghurt! Want to do away with your >> natural preference for *attractive* members of the opposite >> sex? Have a yoghurt! Want to avoid heart disease? Don't >> bother with all that boring giving-up of stuff, have a >> yoghurt! >> (Kaylie, Runcorn, UK) >> >> >> * Cleaning products will remove any stain in one sweep of a >> cloth. >> * Razors glide across male faces and leave baby-smooth non- >> irritated skin underneath. >> (Richard, Reading, UK) >> >> Babies have conversations with each other about the relative >> merits of their nappies. >> (Frank, Overtown, Scotland) >> >> Women only wear spectacles in adverts for opticians. >> (Michael Miller, Portsmouth, UK) >> >> It's OK to racially stereotype eskimos >> (Andrew, Derby, UK) >> >> Everyone is either in debt and wanting to take out a loan, >> or seeking compensation from someone. >> (Sarah, Cambridge) >> >> Clothes come out of washing machines. >> (Kate, Ottawa) >> >> Anyone who is at home in the afternoon is in desperate need >> of a secured loan, a pension plan or no-win, no-fee >> solicitor. >> (Daniel Landsberger, Enfield) >> >> Lipstick will never come off. >> (Katie, East Sussex) >> >> Driving in a brand new car leads immediately to all other >> traffic being kept off the road. >> (Dave Shane, Manchester, UK) >> >> The last thing to emerge from an upended box of breakfast >> cereal is one perfect flake. The most important property of >> a tampon is its resemblance to a sweet. >> (Jenny, Glasgow, Scotland) >> >> Duvets are miraculously L-Shaped, reaching to the underarms >> of the woman in the bed but only to the midriff of the man. >> (Poppy, Newport, South Wales) >> >> Public transport is a beautifully clean and relaxing way to >> travel and you'll always be able to flirt with an attractive >> member of the opposite sex. >> (Gareth Davies, Reading) >> >> All babies spend their time being either naked and perfectly >> happy or clothed and asleep. >> (Stephanie, St Neots) >> >> Saving a few quid on a car insurance bill of several hundred >> pounds will make you ecstatic for the rest of the week. >> (Adrian , Manchester, UK) >> >> Women are unable to remove their glasses without shaking >> their hair down in slow motion. >> (Norbert, London) >> >> Story from BBC NEWS: >> http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/magazine/4204412.stm >> Published: 2005/09/02 12:55:05 GMT >> (c) BBC MMV > ================ Kirim bunga, http://www.indokado.com Info balita: http://www.balita-anda.com Stop berlangganan/unsubscribe dari milis ini, e-mail ke: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Peraturan milis, email ke: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
