I didn't get the "kiss my black ass" reference. Catie is a blond white woman, unless she is of mixed race and the black half is below the waist or something.
Dale Leavens, Cochrane Ontario Canada [EMAIL PROTECTED] Skype DaleLeavens Come and meet Aurora, Nakita and Nanook at our polar bear habitat. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Carla Jo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <blindhandyman@yahoogroups.com> Sent: Friday, September 15, 2006 9:42 AM Subject: Re: [BlindHandyMan] The Top 20 Rejected Katie Couric Closing Lines "adult joke" > oh this was a mistake, the original didn't even show up in my inbox. Dave > take this off, > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Stanton Brown" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <blindhandyman@yahoogroups.com> > Sent: Friday, September 15, 2006 3:03 AM > Subject: Re: [BlindHandyMan] The Top 20 Rejected Katie Couric Closing > Lines > "adult joke" > > > I know where you got the last five. LOL! I subscribe to that list. LOL! > > Stanton Brown > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Carla Jo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "blm" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, September 14, 2006 10:22 PM > Subject: [BlindHandyMan] The Top 20 Rejected Katie Couric Closing Lines > "adult joke" > > > | During Katie Couric's recent debut as CBS News anchor, > | she mentioned she hadn't come up with a cool closing > | line (i.e. "Good night and good luck" or "That's the > | way it is"), then asked for suggestions. Heh heh. > | > | The Top 20 Rejected Katie Couric Closing Lines > | > | 20> "That's today's news, and I'm not wearing panties." > | > | 19> "... and they all lived happily ever after." > | > | 18> "Well, slap my ass and call me a limo. I am outta here!" > | > | 17> "Ka-ching! That's another 40 grand in the bank for me! > | Have a pleasant evening." > | > | 16> "So fire up the old barbie, Hop Sing; Mama's coming home!" > | > | 15> "Perkier than nipples in winter, I'm Katie Couric." > | > | 14> "Couric: Out!" > | > | 13> "You may now return to your puny, pathetic lives." > | > | 12> "... and to all you good people in the Midwest: Sorry we > | said 'f*ck' so much." > | > | 11> "Fo' shizzel, my nizzel." > | > | 10> "That oughtta hold the little bastards till tomorrow." > | > | 9> "Visit our website to find out which of tonight's stories > | I totally made up." > | > | 8> "Good night, and good duck." > | > | 7> "And remember: It'll always come back to bite you in the ass > | if you shortchange your pimp." > | > | 6> "Kiss my black ass, America!" > | > | 5> "Smirnoff, take me away!!!" > | > | 4> "America, if you still call me 'perky' after this, I swear > | I will #%$#%$* cut you." > | > | 3> "You may now stop masturbating." > | > | 2> "The truth just farted in your living room, America. > | Go crack a window." > | > | and the Number 1 Rejected Katie Couric Closing Line... > | > | 1> "And that's the news. 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