Note: to fully appreciate the bad taste of this edition, you should check it out on our Web page at http://www.queencity.com/whistleblower. And don't forget to play the sound effects. ------------------------------------ If you do not want to receive The Blower, please Send an e-mail to "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" with the phrase: "UNSUBSCRIBE whistleblower" as the first line of the message. ------------------------------------ THE WHISTLEBLOWER NEWSWIRE Or "Some of the News They Seem to Lose" Note: to fully appreciate the bad taste of this edition, you should check it out on our Web page. And don't forget to play the sound effects. ------------------------------------ Nominating Slick for Father of the Year! Monday, June 21, 1999 The Official Whistleblower Deadbeat Dads Web Page Happy Fathers Day, you worthless pieces of crap. Here's your wake up call. They're not going to take it anymore. You think you can walk away and never look back? Well, we've got news for you. They told us about you and sent us your pictures. Now everybody will know who you are. --> Evans Johnson, Little Rock, school teacher: owes $46,000 in child support for his three children ages 18, 15, and 13. Your ex-wife Rose wants you to know when she first met you, you said you'd never be like your father and abandon your kids the way he did. You're working until you get caught and then you'll quit and go back on welfare. You even skipped out on a court date because you're chicken. It's really sad what you've done to your innocent children. --> Robert Thompson, Cincinnati, attorney: owes $146,000 in child support for his two children ages 14 and 12. Your ex-wife Jan wants you to know it's not right for you to drive around in your Mercedes while you ignore your responsibilities to your children. --> Fletcher Daniels, Los Angeles, used car salesman: owes $37,000 in child support for his two children ages 8 and 5. Your ex-wife Sandy wants you to know she now knows where you work and plans to be there when they arrest your sorry ass Tuesday morning. --> Al Kohlic, Boston: banker, owes $14,000 in child support for his two children ages 3 and 1. Your ex-wife Shirley wants you to know just because you doubt they're your kids, it's no reason to send them bad checks all the time. --> Bruce Darling, Chicago, TV reporter: owes $23,000 in child support for his two children ages 6 and 3. Your ex-wife Cindy wants you to know if you're having trouble coming up with the money, you should cancel your sex-change operation or ask your homosexual lover for a loan. --> Leroy Calhoun, New York City, pimp: owes $4,837,000 in child support for his 18 children ages 17, 16, 16, 15, 14, 13, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, and six months. Your common law wives Rosetta, Kisha, Schwanda, Leticia, and Urethra all say, "You best be sellin' that crack and makin' some jack, if you be wantin' back in the sack." You know, some of this might even be funny, if it weren't so true. ----------- Check the Talking Whistleblower Web Page to answer this week's Whistleblower Web Poll question: Why should Slick be nominated for Father of the Year? _____ The "Talking Whistleblower Web Page" features our growing collection of vile-and-disgusting sights and sounds e-mailed from our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. To be considered for a fax subscription to The Whistleblower Newswire, persons of -consequence in the Greater Cincinnati area may apply by faxing requests on their office letterhead to (513) 232-1910. Requests for e-mail subscriptions and comments should be sent to mail to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Now found online at http://www.queencity.com/whistleblower. The "Talking Whistleblower Web Site" was designed in cooperation with and hosted by the fine folks at Productivity OnLine http://www.pol.com and http://www.queencity.com Cincinnati, Ohio 513.333.3113 Web Design ... Web Hosting ... Internet Access -----------------------------------
