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From: Michael Eisenscher <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: TOP 20 THINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL
POSTERS
Date: Tue, 21 Sep 1999 23:10:46 -0500 (CDT)
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From: "J. Federico Martin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [PublicLabor] FRIDAY JOKE: Inspiration
From: "J. Federico Martin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Friday, 17 September 1999
TOP 20 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it
by killing all those who opposed them.
2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos ...
the nyou probably haven't completely understood the seriousness
of the situation.
3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job
WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity ... probably has a
scapegoat.
7. Plagiarism saves time.
8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
10. TEAMWORK .... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large
groups.
13. We waste time, so you don't have to.
14. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away!
15. Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes;
that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away AND you have
their shoes!
16. A snooze button is a poor excuse for no alarm clock at all.
17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
19. Succeed in spite of management.
20.. Aim Low, Reach your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
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