-Caveat Lector- Top Gun anyone? Prudy >"Squawks" are problems noted by U. S. Air Force >pilots and left for maintenance crews to fix before >the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance >complaints logged by those Air Force pilots and the >replies from the maintenance crews. > >(P) = Problem (S) = Solution > >(P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. >(S) Almost replaced left inside main tire. > >(P) Test flight OK, except auto land very rough. >(S) Auto land not installed on this aircraft. > >(P) # 2 propeller seeping prop fluid. >(S) # 2 propeller seepage normal - # 1, # 3, and # 4 > propellers lack normal seepage. > >(P) Something loose in cockpit. >(S) Something tightened in cockpit. > >(P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. >(S) Evidence removed. > >(P) DME volume unbelievably loud. >(S) Volume set to more believable level. > >(P) Dead bugs on windshield. >(S) Live bugs on order. > >(P) Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 > fpm descent. >(S) Cannot reproduce problems on ground. > >(P) IFF inoperative. >(S) IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. > >(P) Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. >(S) That's what they're there for. > >(P) Number three engine missing. >(S) Engine found on right wing after brief search. > >(P) Aircraft handles funny. >(S) Aircraft warned to straighten up, "fly right," > and be serious. > >(P) Target Radar hums. >(S) Reprogrammed Target Radar with the words DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
