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@ Dial-A-Curse: http://www.cris.com/~pelevin/insults/insults.shtml
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# Doomsdayers fear heavenly alignment. Doomsday forecasters are advising
people to hang on to their Y2K survival kits because they may need them
on May 5. There's going to be an unusual clustering of heavenly bodies on
that date & some people fear all hell could break loose. Everything from
monstrous displays of northern lights to massive earthquakes, tidal waves
and volcanic eruptions are potential byproducts of the so-called "grand
alignment." http://www.globeandmail.com/gam/Science/20000131/DOOM.html
: Has your planet become misaligned lately? Have you seen a planetary align-
ment specialist for repairs? Does planetary realignment require holy/demonic
intervention? Have you prepared the necessary sacrifices? Are they willing?
@ Etiquette for Evil. There are a few things you should know about The Devil
when he enters your home. http://www.mcsweeneys.net/1999/11/11devil.html
Via http://web.pitas.com/simcoe/ and also see http://www.robotwisdom.com/
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Crash-O-Rama, Early Edition:
# Airliner crashes off L.A. coast; no survivors found:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563782545-443
# Also: Recent airplane crashes, see
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563777429-ced
# Also: Alaska Airlines history, see
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563782586-f4e
# Also: Horizontal stabilizers explained, see
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563781653-4d4
# And: Crash box, see
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563781523-9bf
# Grief hits Washington, California airports:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563782902-970
# Also: Boats search for plane, people, see
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563781982-38a
# And: Glance at the MD-80 series, see
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563781983-4db
: How will the conspiracy theorists spin this one? Was AK261 downed by beam
weapons from nearby Vandenberg AFB? How was the nearby US Navy weapons range
involved? Who was on the plane; who wanted them dead? What was being brought
from Puerta Vallarta, Mexico to San Francisco; who wanted it stopped, & why?
http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.crash.03/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.crash.02/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.crash.01/index.html
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@ HAARP'S COVERT AGENDAS. High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program:
http://www.konformist.com/1998/jquinn/haarp1.htm
http://www.konformist.com/1998/jquinn/haarp2.htm
N.U.S.C./N.U.M.A. J.C.S.
1455 Overlook Ave,
Washington, D.C. 33902
Office of The Director of Security
01 April 1998
To All Security Operatives, Sector EC/NE/48+I
It has been confirmed as of this date, that a failure of the H.A.A.R.P.
15-3 Proteus Unit at Ascension Island U.K. had lost it's targeting control
during it's first operational trial. The accelerator was damaged at shut-
down, and will not be operational until 12 June at the earliest.
This failure went undetected for approximately 17 minutes, and appears
to have caused another series of dimensional rifts along the East coast
of the U.S. and Southwest Africa. These dimensional rifts are x-dimen-
sional and have a time frame of -100 million B.C. plus or minus about 20
million years.
As was the case in 1995, several predatory reptilian animals have entered
our y-dimension and are as this is written, freely roaming in the Southern
New York region, Northern Pennsylvania, West Virginia and a possible
sighting occurred this morning at 2:34 hours at Norfolk N.A.S. 150 meters
off the beach.
All operatives are officially at level 4 alert, and are to be ready to go
on 60 minute notice. (DOOTP) article 15-1 through 17-4 with all addendums
are to apply.
Weapons are to be available at all times, .40 and .50 caliber minimum, with
FMJ and EHP rounds only, minimum handgun to be carried .357 MAG/EHP.
THIS DOCUMENT IS EYES ONLY, DESTROY AFTER READING
Director of Field Operations,
Adm. Raymond D. Falvey III
CC: DCM/NOS/USAF/DOD/SS/QCD=Adjutant Generals Office, Pent. R-6-106/9c
All Pathway Field Officers/Terminators(orders are terminate NOSAVE)
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SkeptiBlinks:
# Ohio Rep. Sherrod Brown hurt in 'accident' - right-wing hit squad:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563769717-58f
# San Francisco approves pot ID cards - "Reefer madness is dead"
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563777863-7c5
# Nichols faces Okla. state trial - 160 murders in OKC bombing:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563774795-9f2
# Muslim rebels killed in Philippines, see
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563781056-764
# Group: Falun Gong members sentenced, see
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563782577-695
# Myanmar rebels shelter God's Army, see
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563772632-8bc
# Clinton nominated for Nobel Peace Prize - fifth straight year:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563771143-aca
# Taliban defies U.S. on bin Laden - "Go fellate a pig, Yankee!"
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563773937-967
# UN: Iraq can have pencils, unless they're used for military purposes:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563775291-c3c
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