Clinton visited Saddam Hussein
Clinton visited Saddam Hussein to discuss weapons inspections in Iraq. As he
sat down, he saw three buttons on Saddam's armrest. When Saddam sat down,
Clinton asked, "Why are those three buttons on your armrest?"
"You'll see," Saddam replied.
They started the talks, but after 10 minutes Saddam pushed the first
button and, WHACK, a boxing glove hit Clinton in the face. Clinton grabbed
his nose, and Saddam laughed himself silly. Clinton remained calm because he
didn't want this to affect the talks.
Ten minutes later, Saddam pushed the second button and another boxing
glove hit Clinton in the stomach. While Clinton was gasping for air, Saddam
fell out of his chair laughing. Clinton was annoyed by now, but remained
outwardly calm.
The talks continued, and five minutes later Saddam pushed the third
button. The boxing glove hit Clinton in the groin. Fed up, Clinton said,
"We'll continue these talks next week at the White House."
A week later, Clinton received Saddam in the Oval Office. As Saddam sat
down, he saw three buttons on Clinton's armrest. As the meeting began,
Saddam saw Clinton press the first button. Saddam quickly ducked, but
nothing happened. This didn't stop Clinton from laughing real loud.
Eventually, the meeting resumed.
Ten minutes later, Clinton pushed the second button. Saddam jumped up,
but again nothing happened. Clinton laughed hysterically. Saddam didn't get
it. But since he hadn't been harmed, he sat down to continue the meeting.
After a few minutes, Clinton pressed the last button.
This time, Saddam stayed seated. Clinton , however, was rolling on the
carpet laughing. Saddam was greatly annoyed and shouted, "I've had enough
of this, and I'm going back to Baghdad!"
Through tears of laughter, Clinton replied, "Baghdad? What Baghdad?"
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