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Subject: [populist-talk] WHAT RACE WAS JESUS?
What Race was Jesus?
Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome,scholars had a heated debate on
this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence........ THREE REASONS
THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus 2. He was bilingual 3.
He was always being harassed by the authorities But then there were equally
good arguments that.... JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everybody "brother" 2.
He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial But then there were equally
good arguments that.... JESUS WAS JEWISH: 1. He went into His Father's
business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a
virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God. But then there were equally good
arguments that.... JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had
wine with every meal 3. He used olive oil But then there were equally good
arguments that.... JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:1. He never cut his hair 2. He
walked around barefoot 3. He started a new religion
But then there were equally good arguments that.... JESUS WAS IRISH:1. He
never got married 2. He was always telling stories 3. He loved green
pastures But perhaps the most compelling evidence..... THREE PROOFS THAT
JESUS WAS A WOMAN: 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was no food 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because
there was more work to do.....
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