-Caveat Lector- Sunday, February 4, 2001 A place where political satirists dare not go By Karen Heller INQUIRER STAFF WRITER In the satirist's world, political correctness equals death. If politics in the new Bush order appears astonishingly genteel and bipartisan, this won't deter comics, cartoonists, pundits and post-prime-time jesters who circle elected officials like vultures regarding fresh kill. So it was not surprising when Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park - either the funniest people in television or the crassest, depending on your sensibility - announced that their live-action sitcom That's My Bush! would take weekly potshots at the First Family. The show, billed as a road-rage version of the Dick Van Dyke Show, is scheduled to debut on Comedy Central in the spring. "Our big thing that we're really excited about is the Bush twins, Jenna and Barbara," Parker said last month, "because we're just going to find the two hottest . . . girls and make them always just about to make out for some reason." Well, no. Politicians are one thing. Politicians' children are another. In short order, executives at Comedy Central, owned by Viacom and AOL Time Warner, received a barrage of incensed calls from corporate, Viacom's Washington lobbyist, and watchdog groups, though not the White House. And a very short while later, four weeks to be exact, Stone and Parker retrenched. "If we felt creatively that we needed them in, we would fight it," Parker said. "It's just not something worth fighting." "We aren't comfortable with them being in the show," Comedy Central spokesman Tony Fox said about the 19-year-old college freshmen. "There's some question about their status as public figures." President George W. Bush has already made that clear. His daughters, who appeared at the inauguration, are not public figures. They did not campaign. They have not, and will not, speak publicly, following in the tradition of the sphinxlike Chelsea Clinton, who appeared everywhere without uttering a sound. "I am going to be angry at people mistreating my girls in the public arena. I'm going to let people know if they do, too," the President has said. The majority of the press, though not the tabloids, has agreed to honor his wishes to be "respectful of these two girls." Jay Leno, Dave Letterman and Saturday Night Live's Will Ferrell have been content to focus exclusively on their father. Laura Bush, unlike her predecessor, has also been exempted from their barbs. Presidential progeny stumble into celebrity through the accident of birth and, for the most part, have been left alone to lead fairly private public lives, Alice Roosevelt Longworth and John Kennedy being two notable exceptions. Some presidential children, such as the logorrheic Patti Davis/Reagan and Dolley Madison's alcoholic, inveterate-gambler son, John Payne Todd, embarrassed their parents on their own. Margaret Truman sang at White House recitals, and was reviewed savagely. Her father made it clear, in language unprintable here, what he would do to these critics and banned them from the premises. During the Vietnam War, Lenny Bruce and Mort Sahl ridiculed the conservative daughters of Presidents Lyndon B. Johnson and Richard M. Nixon. Saturday Night Live skewered Amy Carter, as did many cartoonists, after her father said he had discussed the threat of nuclear war with her. "Gentility has little to do with political cartooning. I remember [cartoonist] Mike Peters making fun of poor little Amy," says Ohio State University professor Lucy Shelton Caswell, a historian of political cartoons. "In some ways, maybe the Amy Carter situation provided some lessons." For all the viciousness in politics during the last decade, humor was often kinder. The most dominant comedian of the Clinton era was the apolitical Jerry Seinfeld, whose favorite subject of ridicule is himself. Despite the public airing and tensions of the adult Reagan children, they were largely left alone. But early in the Clinton presidency, SNL poked fun at adolescent Chelsea's appearance, and Rush Limbaugh was merciless, inviting the wrath of her mother. In June 1998, Sen. John McCain made a malicious joke at Chelsea's expense at a Republican fund-raiser. The satire backfired. "You ought to assail the wicked and powerful, not the weak and innocent," says Randy Cohen, a former writer for David Letterman and the Ethicist columnist for the New York Times. "Another, you attack what is volitional, not something about which the subject had no choice. You can attack Henry Kissinger for being a blood-soaked war criminal - something he chose to do - but not for being less than a handsome man, something about which he had no say." Cohen adds: "More to the point, private citizens, even a president's kids, ought to be allowed to remain private citizens. Unless they inject themselves into public discourse, it's hands off. If they choose to participate in the public debate, say by campaigning for their dad or speaking out on his policies, then they are fair game, as are any other public figures." Humor directed toward the children of the powerful, even adult children, rarely succeeds. "It's a violation of a taboo. You always spare the children in war," even humor's war of words, says Sarah Blacher Cohen, a professor at the State University of New York at Albany and general editor of the book series Humor in Life and Letters. "Humor is camouflaged aggression. Sometimes the aggression can be so strong it appears as if you're vilifying these innocent kids." Historically, humorists and cartoonists have been rough on presidents, rougher on their wives. Eleanor Roosevelt was depicted as grotesque. Commentators made fun of Ida McKinley's severe epilepsy. Nancy Reagan was too much of a clotheshorse, and Rosalynn Carter and Barbara Bush, too plain. "All the first ladies, beginning with Martha Washington, who was accused of aping royalty, have been subject to criticism that has been severe, ugly and partisan," says Robert P. Watson, editor of the journal White House Studies and author of The Presidents' Wives. "With the wives, the press has to be given a failing grade, but it gets a passing grade for its treatment of the presidents' children." Stone and Parker did not vote in the presidential election, but say they incline Republican. Parker described their live-action sitcom about Bush and his family as "subversive" because "we're going to make you love this guy." He was surprisingly accepting of Comedy Central's decisions. "They're a corporation, and as much as we like everyone over there and think it's the best place we can possibly be, they're still a corporation. The bottom line is it's not about freedom for them, it's about making money." Nor has it hurt that Stone and Parker have generated considerable publicity about a situation that never happened on a program that has yet to appear. Karen Heller's e-mail address is [EMAIL PROTECTED] © 2000 Philadelphia Newspapers Inc. __________ EcoNews Service - Always online for Ecology, Consciousness & Universe Exopolitics. 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