-Caveat Lector- Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. were kidnapped and brought to a small country in Central America where they were charged with war crimes. They each were sentenced to death by firing squad. Clinton was put up against the wall first. As the squad lifted their rifles, he yelled EARTHQUAKE!!! The squad hit the ground, and Clinton ran away. Next, Gore was put up against the wall. After watching Clinton lie his way out of trouble for 8 years, he also learned a thing or two. As the squad raised their rifles Al screams TORNADO!!! The squad scrambles for cover and Al slinks away. Then they get George W. Not being as stupid as most people think he is, he understood that yelling out a natural disaster will distract the shooters and allow him to run away. As the squad raised their rifles, George W. screams " FIRE!!! FIRE!!!" ------------------------------------- Old joke. Reworked by me. J2 <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
