-Caveat Lector- GULAG BRITANNIA june 2001 AD [after democracy] BREAD & CIRCUSES - TONY DROPS DRINK LEGISLATION a pre-election pledge to bring in 24 hour drinking in pubs and clubs has been dropped. Labour conned young voters on the saturday before the election by sending them text messages: which promised to give them more time for drinking and partying. "CLDNT GVE XXXX 4 LST ORDRS", "VTE LBR ON THRSDY 4 XTRA TME". The brewers and licensed retailers association said 'at the beginning of may this was a priority issue but just after the general election, it seems to have dropped off the list' Funny that because that happened with the proposed freedom of information act. Also expected to be missing from the Queens speech - to the dismay of cancer charities - was a long delayed Bill banning tobacco advertising. The fox hunting ban bill is set to be re-introduced to give tony another chance to show how caring and sensitive he is - looking after the interests of our furry friends in the country - though shame he has completely destroyed the rural economy. No doubt there will be more protests from farmers - and the secret police rent a thug unit will probably help brand farmers 'eco terrorists'. MORE JOBS FOR THE BOYS in the Alphabet Soup a nationwide squad of 'Untouchables' is to be set up to hunt britains super rich gangsters. Elite members of police, MI5, customs and excise and inland revenue will form the NATIONAL RECOVERY AGENCY. The team likened to the Untouchables led by eliott ness to bring down al capone [will probably work for the gangsters to cover their tracks more efficiently :)] - will focus on drugs, prostitution and gun running. The government beleives the income from confiscation of assets could raise £50 million a year [how can you confiscate a prostitute ?] perhaps we should name them the unthinkables coz of what they are all about to get away with. YOUNG MOTHER DIES OF CJD a teacher has died from CJD - the human form of mad cow disease - just four months after giving birth. Julia Blair, 28 became ill whilst she was pregnant with her first child Jonathan. At first her symptoms confounded doctors and she was tested for psychological problems before they realised that she was suffering from Creutzfeldt Jakob Disease. A month after giving birth in february her condition suddenly deteriorated. The number of people dying from CJD has risen from 5 a year in 1995 to an estimated 45 a year by the end of 2001 [diagnosed] CJD has an incubation period of 12 to 15 years, raising fears that thousands of people could be carrying it precipitating a deadly epidemic. TOP LEADERS NEED TESTS FOR MENTAL ILLNESSES boris yeltsin used to hug trees, winston churchill was prone to sever bouts of depression and JFK had an adrenal deficciency which caused severe distortions in mood and behaviour ... ? according to leading neurology expert dr james toole who is president of the world federation of neurology, history is littered with examples of unhinged leaders. but while many professionals have their mental health scrutinised, politicians go their their careers unchecked. This is a dangerous mistake said dr toole addressing a neurology congress in london yesterday, dr toole said he was worried about the lack of safeguards in place to deal with the most powerful people - many of whom have nuclear arsenals at their fingertips - should they lose their sanity 'politicians control the lives of millions, but we let them run around [whos we???] without any form of psychological profiling' he said. its time now to think how we can pinpoint the danger signals and curtail their activities.' SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR SCOTLAND patients at one of scotlands newest hospitals are being served 3 day old food made more than 200 miles away in england. staff say the food is 'inedible' - a spokesman for the health workers union UNISON said that nurses had been inundated with complaints about the quality of food. satff are shocked that people are being given this reheated foot and are worried about its safety. 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