-Caveat Lector- >OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian police, taking advantage of sweeping new >anti-terrorism legislation, arrested Santa Claus on the grounds that he had >a beard, was behaving suspiciously and, in all likelihood, belonged to a >underground cell.
Word has it that he suspiciously had been asking around at various flight schools regarding instruction only to steer the sleigh, and wasn't concerned about learning to take off or land... And authorities are looking into reports of a man in a white beard and red suit trying to buy or rent crop-dusting equipment from various dealers in the North Pole vacinity... Letters to Santa are being confiscated and their writers' names and addresses being added to the growing list of possible 'terrorist supporters', and the status of the elves' green cards are being looked into.... June <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
