-Caveat Lector- >From the Learned Elders of Zion.
---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2002 17:21:31 -0800 (PST) From: Party of Citizens <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [ROUND_F_U_C_K_E_R_S] Re: [CTRL] How it works: Economics 2002 Eco 2002 the POC Way: "Then we rape the horses (forget the cows, they are losers) And ride off on the wimmen" -Exact quote from "The Three Amigos" (except for what's in brackets) POC (LEZ) On Thu, 31 Jan 2002, Nurev Ind wrote: > -Caveat Lector- > > Feudalism: > You have two cows. > Your lord takes some of the milk, > and screws your pretty daughter. > > Fascism: > You have two cows. > The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, > sells you the milk, kills the cows and sells the meat to a > fast food corporation.. > > Communism: > You don't have two cows. > You must take care of the government's cows. > The government gives you milk powder. > > Capitalism: > You have two cows which you bought from a farmer who > was driven off his land by competition with government subsidized > corporate farms. > You hire the desperate farmer for peanuts to work with the cows. > You sell one and buy a bull. > Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. > You sell the herd to McDonald's, fire the farmer, > and retire on the income. Everyone thinks you're great. > The farmer kills himself. > > Corporate Capitalism: > You have two cows. You bought them with a government loan > to study bovine flatulence as an advanced energy source. > You borrow 80% of the forward value of the two cows from > your bank, then buy another cow with 5% down and the rest > financed by the seller on a note callable if your market cap > goes below $20B at a rate 2 times prime. You now sell three > cows to your publicly listed company, using letters of > credit opened by your brother-in-law at a 2nd bank, then > execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer > so that you get four cows back, with a tax exemption for > five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via > an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by > the majority shareholder who sells the rights to seven cows > back to your listed company. The annual report says the > company owns eight cows, with an option on one more and this > transaction process is upheld by your independent auditor > and no Balance Sheet provided with the press release that > announces that Enron as a major owner of cows will begin > trading cows via the Internet site COW (cows on web). Furthermore, > you have cornered the market on cow flatulence which you have > agreed to sell to the Governor of California at premium prices. Then > you sell your stock to the dumb greedy middle class and take the money > and run. The rich think you're great. The lawyers think you're > great. Wall Street puts up your picture in it's Secret Hall of Fame. > I am sure you now fully understand how it works. > > ================== > Economic analysis by > Chuck U. 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