-Caveat Lector- ---------------------- ------- ----------------------------- "Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it"
Elwood P Dowd NEURONAUTIC INSTITUTE on-line: http://home.earthlink.net/~thew ------ Forwarded Message > From: Drew Sommer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 11:36:31 -0500 > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: FW: axis of somewhat evil > > More world news. > > -- > > > Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," > Libya, China and Syria today announced they had formed the > "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be way eviler than > that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of > in his State of the Union address. > > Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the nex axis as > having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right, they are just as > evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. > "Everybody knows we're the best evils, best at being evil. > We are the best!" > > Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, > although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. > > "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. > > "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi > President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. > In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. > So you can only have three. > And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool." > > International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift. > Within minutes, France surrendered. > > Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in > what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia said > they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with > Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, > Indonesia and Russia established the > Axis of Not So Much Evil As Just Generally Disagreeable. > > With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling > up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of > Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the > Olympics; Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are > Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America; while > Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That > Want to Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. > > "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said > Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. > > While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making > fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he > rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in > "Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. > Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay and Chadguay denied the charges. > > > > > > > > ------ End of Forwarded Message <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
