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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. A clever man commits no minor blunders. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. While we are postponing, life speeds by. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Black holes are where God divided by zero. The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love. A book may lie dormant for fifty years or for two thousand years in a forgotten corner of a library, only to reveal, upon being opened, the marvels or the abysses that it contains, or the line that seems to have been written for me alone. In this respect the writer is not different from any other human being: whatever we say or do can have far-reaching consequences. Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this day. Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. I'll moider da bum. If a man does his best, what else is there? Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Dancing is silent poetry. Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself. The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. If you are going through hell, keep going. What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. When love is not madness, it is not love. Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. When ideas fail, words come in very handy. There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult. The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. When ideas fail, words come in very handy. What do you take me for, an idiot? Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. A witty saying proves nothing. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. Love is the energy of the soul. Love is what heals the personality. There is nothing that cannot be healed by love. There is nothing but love. Give me a museum and I'll fill it. Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. Who so loves believes the impossible. A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Who so loves believes the impossible. Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. A witty saying proves nothing. If you are going through hell, keep going. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Everything has been figured out, except how to live. I discovered I always have choices and sometimes it's only a choice of attitude. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. I would have made a good Pope. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends.. If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? While we are postponing, life speeds by.
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