--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "wgm4u" <anitaoaks4u@...> wrote: > > Truly, truly, you're an idiot! You don't have the faintest > idea of what you're talking about, but, if it makes you *feel > good*, well, then, at least in your own mind, you're...tolerant, > good, loving, accepting, but in reality, you're an idiot, sorry > Charlie. You should read scripture more often, in stead of > looking in the mirror.
I've read scriptures. Many of them talk about what happens after death. One of them, the Bardo Thodol (often mistitled in the West as "The Tibetan Book of the Dead") describes one of the stages of the rebirth process (the "sidpa bardo" or "bardo of rebirth") as consisting primarily of karmically impelled hallucinations, which are experienced as fully real. In this state you will encounter manifestations of the things you focused on most during your life. If you spent most of your life focusing on your greatest fears and aversions, *that* is what is going to happen to you in the bardo. Everything you have feared most *will* happen. So Billy, I'm thinkin' that for you this state is not going to be a pleasant one. Based on what you've been obsessing on lately, you'll likely find yourself in a realm in which not only does <spit> sex still exist, but the beings you see around you will all be men, and they'll be eyeing *your* bum for the sex. How long you spend in this realm -- having big, hairy guys exploring your posterior plumbing -- depends on how much time you spent during your life being averse to and/or disgusted by those thoughts and those images. So I'm thinkin' that you will spend a great deal of time being a "bottom" (in every sense of the word) for these horny ghosts' amusement. Something to look forward to. :-) According to one translation of the Bardo Thodol, there IS K-Y jelly in this astral realm. However, according to another translation that is generally considered more authoritative, the K-Y is all laced with beach sand. Ouch. Those of us who spent our lives thinking about (and doing) more pleasant things will have a more pleasant journey through the bardo, because the things *we* focused on most will also manifest. So what I'm suggesting is that, for the rest of this incarnation and in preparation for your journey to the next, you might want to consider focusing a little less on anal sex. Just sayin'... :-)
