Not much. They have very similar views of free speech.

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TASE HIM, BRO!
September 26, 2007
Ann Coulter
anncoulter.com

Democrats should run Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for president. He's more 
coherent than Dennis Kucinich, he dresses like their base, he's more 
macho than John Edwards, and he's willing to show up at a forum where 
he might get one hostile question -- unlike the current Democratic 
candidates for president who won't debate on Fox News Channel. He's 
not married to an impeached president, and the name "Mahmoud 
Ahmadinejad" is surely no more frightening than "B. Hussein Obama." 

And liberals agree with Ahmadinejad on the issues! We know that 
because he was invited by an American university to speak on campus. 

Contrary to all the blather about "free speech" surrounding 
Ahmadinejad's appearance at Columbia, universities in America do not 
invite speakers who do not perfectly mirror the political views of 
their America-hating faculties. Rather, they aggressively censor 
differing viewpoints and permit only a narrow category of speech on 
their campuses. Ask Larry Summers. 

If a university invites someone to speak, you know the faculty agrees 
with the speaker. Maybe not the entire faculty. Some Columbia 
professors probably consider Ahmadinejad too moderate on Israel. 

Columbia president Lee Bollinger claimed the Ahmadinejad invitation 
is in keeping with "Columbia's long-standing tradition of serving as 
a major forum for robust debate." 

Except Columbia doesn't have that tradition. This is worse than 
saying "the dog ate my homework." It's like saying "the dog ate my 
homework" when you're Michael Vick and everyone knows you've killed 
your dog. 

Columbia's "tradition" is to shut down any speakers who fall outside 
the teeny, tiny seditious perspective of its professors. 

When Minutemen leader Jim Gilchrist and his black colleague Marvin 
Stewart were invited by the College Republicans to speak at Columbia 
last year, the tolerant, free-speech-loving Columbia students 
violently attacked them, shutting down the speech. 

Imbued with Bollinger's commitment to free speech, Columbia junior 
Ryan Fukumori said of the Minutemen: "They have no right to be able 
to speak here." 

Needless to say -- unlike Ahmadinejad -- the university had not 
invited the Minutemen. Most colleges and universities wouldn't buy a 
cup of coffee for a conservative speaker. 

Fees for speakers who do not hate America are raised from College 
Republican fundraisers and contributions from patriotic alumni and 
locals who think students ought to hear at least one alternative 
viewpoint in four years of college. 

And then college administrators turn a blind eye when liberal apple-
polishers and suck-ups shut down the speech or physically attack the 
speaker. 

Bollinger refused to punish the students who stormed the stage and 
violently ended the Minutemen's speech. 

So the one thing we know absolutely is that Bollinger did not allow 
Ahmadinejad to speak out of respect for "free speech" because 
Bollinger does not respect free speech. 

Only because normal, patriotic Americans were appalled by Columbia's 
invitation of Ahmadinejad to speak was Bollinger forced into the 
ridiculous position of denouncing Ahmadinejad when introducing him. 

Then why did you invite him? 

And by the way, I'll take a denunciation if college presidents would 
show up at my speeches and drone on for 10 minutes about "free 
speech" before I begin. 

At Syracuse University last year, when liberal hecklers tried to shut 
down a speech by a popular conservative author of (almost!) six 
books, College Republicans began to remove the hecklers. But Dean of 
Students Roy Baker blocked them from removing students disrupting the 
speech on the grounds that removing students screaming during a 
speech would violate the hecklers' "free speech." They had a "free 
speech" right to prevent anyone from hearing a conservative's free 
speech. 

That's what colleges mean by "free speech." (And by the way, my 
fingers are getting exhausted from making air quotes every time I use 
the expression "free speech" in relation to a college campus.) 

"Tolerance of opposing views" means we have to listen to their anti-
American views, but they don't have to hear our pro-American views. 
(In Washington, they call this "the Fairness Doctrine.") 

Liberals are never called upon to tolerate anything they don't 
already adore, such as treason, pornography and heresy. In fact, 
those will often get you course credit. 

At Ahmadinejad's speech, every vicious anti-Western civilization 
remark was cheered wildly. It was like watching an episode of 
HBO'S "Real Time With Bill Maher." 

Ahmadinejad complained that the U.S. and a few other "monopolistic 
powers, selfish powers" were trying to deny Iranians their "right" to 
develop nukes. 

Wild applause. 

Ahmadinejad repeatedly refused to answer whether he seeks the 
destruction of the state of Israel. 

Wild applause. 

He accused the U.S. of supporting terrorism. 

Wild applause. 

Only when Ahmadinejad failed to endorse sodomy did he receive the 
single incident of booing throughout his speech. 

Responding to a question about Iran's execution of homosexuals, 
Ahmadinejad said there are no homosexuals in Iran: "In Iran we don't 
have homosexuals, like in your country. In Iran we do not have this 
phenomenon. I don't know who's told you that we have it." 

I already knew that from looking at his outfit. If liberals want to 
run this guy for president, they better get him to "Queer Eye for the 
Islamofascist Guy." 

COPYRIGHT 2007 ANN COULTER 

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