HILARIOUS! *They must find it difficult...Those who have taken authority as the truth, rather than the truth as authority.*
On 9/27/07, Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Breaking News Ahmadinejad Invites U.N. Inspectors to Search for > Homosexuals Permits Use of Advanced Gaydar > > > Just days after asserting that there are no homosexuals in Iran, Iranian > President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today invited United Nations inspectors into > his country to search for homosexuals. > > "We have nothing to hide," Mr. Ahmadinejad said in a speech to the United > Nations General Assembly. "You can search the entire country – even the > airport bathrooms." > > While some senior U.S. diplomats expressed scepticism about the Iranian > president's offer to allow U.N. inspectors to search his country for > homosexuals, Mr. Ahmadinejad attempted to silence the sceptics by permitting > the use of "advanced gaydar technology" as part of the proposed inspections. > > > "In Iran we have the most advanced gaydar in the world and we are prepared > to share it with you," he said. > > In the immediate aftermath of Mr. Ahmadinejad's speech, it was unclear as > to who would lead the U.N.'s inspection efforts, but most diplomats > assumed that the task would fall to Mohamed ElBaradei, head of the > International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA). > > At a press conference at the United Nations, Mr. ElBaradei acknowledged > that he had no previous experience searching for homosexuals, but said that > if chosen to lead the inspection effort he would make sure that the > inspections were "rigorous and thorough." > > "The possibility that Iran may possess homosexuals is a serious matter to > the world community," Mr. ElBaradei said. "There has been evidence for some > time that Iran may be attempting to build a Broadway musical." > > Elsewhere, President Bush made his first official comment on the situation > in Myanmar, telling reporters, "I will support whichever side is easier to > pronounce." > >
