Yes, it is true animals end up in Heaven. There has to be a food source for the 
humans there. The animals are made into sandwiches. Plants don't go to Heaven, 
so there are no vegetarians there. I bet that is a surprise for some of you. 
Now, if you are thinking clearly, you may wonder how they can have bread up 
there without plants. For that you have to go to the Ascended Contract Archives 
to discover that since 1872, Heaven has had under contract the Pillsbury Co. or 
its successors for flour (the current successor is the J.M. Smucker Co. which 
sell Pillsbury branded products under license because General Mills bought 
Pillsbury and had to divest certain divisions of Pillsbury under U.S. antitrust 
laws). Because flour is made from a plant, there is a special dispensation 
clause allowing this particular ground plant derivative, as it cannot be 
reconstituted into a living entity. They have to make flatbread for the 
sandwiches, because yeast is not allowed, nor spices, or herbs, so the menu is 
pretty terrible actually.
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <noozguru@...> wrote :

 But do they believe in heaven? :-D 
 
 On 12/12/2014 10:46 AM, s3raphita@... mailto:s3raphita@... [FairfieldLife] 
wrote:
 
   So says the Pope. Can they also end up in Hell then?
 
http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/544027/Pope-Francis-given-two-donkeys-Christmas-present
 
http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/544027/Pope-Francis-given-two-donkeys-Christmas-present
 

 


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