magichanical thinking performance cliche (1)
(supposedly the ignition system of your car fault
at middle of traffic & you don't know how to fix it)

1.- open the bonnet top panel of the car bodywork.
2.- keep it open & up (with two hands) while watching the engine with
ignorant face (5 seconds).
3.- shut up the top panel with violence putting all your soul & thinking
that this action will solve the ignition problem.

(repeat action with abrupt rhytms & intervals to going inside car & trying
to start the engine "normally" how many times you need;
if the magichanical thinking performance cliche (1) "doesn't work" for a
while, end the action --preferible before you loose the battery power--,
call for help with a megaphone; print the score & give to people interested
in what is wrong with you car)




At 03:07 pm -0700 18/9/00, Eryk Salvaggio wrote:
>The millenial workbook is simply a collection of new
>performance scripts. The old workbook can be seen,
>and used, if you're at all like me, as a new
>religion:
>
>http://www.nutscape.com/fluxus/homepage/fpw_indx.html
>
>Of course, simplicity of the score is crucial
>as they are to be performed as music; if you notice,
>the sparse nature of the instructions is a key piece of
>the beauty of these pieces.
>
>While people are welcome to write scripts for the book,
>I was hoping merely to "collect" scripts that are already
>existing. But who amm I to stop the party? If you get inspired
>by the old school workbook, send one in, wether to the
>list or to me directly.
>
>-e.



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